Diarrhomit

A painful combination of diarrhea and vomit; usually caused by the consumption of alcohol along with high-end cigars. Do not plan on getting laid if you have diarrhomitted before during the night.

Bill: Hey did you hear about John?
Dirk: Didn't Gemma run out on him or something?
Bill: Yeah, they smoked a cigar after doing body shots with eachother and then John started diarrhomitting when she started giving him a blowjob. Needless to say, she did not swallow.

Dirk: Cmon Bill, that's just a vulgar story.

Diarrhomit by MagiciansRule666 March 3, 2011

Get merch

Get the Diarrhomit mug.

See more merch

diarromit

Diarromit describes the combination of two horrific stomach ailments, diarrhea and vomit. Following an exceptionally foul-smelling bowel movement, one is so nauseated by the stench that she has no choice but to immediately vomit.

One who has just experienced diarromit often has to switch back and forth between sitting on the toilet and standing to turn around and vomit. In unfortunate cases, the mix of diarromit in the toilet water may splash back up on the person's face, further prolonging the cycle.

After eating that Polish hot dog from the cafe in the casino lobby, I got so sick that I was stuck in the bathroom with diarromit for half an hour.

diarromit by leigh jc January 27, 2006

Get merch

Related Words

Diarrhomit • diarromit • diarrhito • diarrheaitis • diarrhemix • Diarrhita • Diarrhoeatic • Diarrhoni

Diarrhito

Burrito with only beans, meat, cheese and hot sauce. Almost surely to result in diarrhea.

Nick is really going to pay for eating that diarrhito at lunch.

Diarrhito by ConsciousLTD May 14, 2015

Get merch

Diarrhoeatic

A diarrhoeatic is any food or drug which affects the excretory system, causing the afflicted to produce three or more liquid bowel movements in a given day-- a condition known commonly as Diarrhoea, or when your poop looks kind of like a smoothie made purely out of peanut butter and.... wet.

Keebler cheese crackers are a notoriously powerful diarrhoeatic, often found in workout facility vending machines and school cafeterias. Be particularly wary of crackers that may seem to have too much cracker and not enough cheese, as these are most likely expired and fully capable of causing dysentery, gangreen, a milder form of gangreen known in the local martian vernacular as gangblue, and any of a plethora of other deadly and sometimes alien and thus incurable ailments besides diarrhoea (obviously).

(Keebler crackers are widely believed to be made in outsourced factories on the planet Mars, where labor and towing services are cheaper.)

Diarrhoeatic by Ronny P February 24, 2010