The angst one feels when embarking on a long outdoor adventure with the looming threat of loose stools compounded by an absence of adequate latrines or 'facilities' to find sanctuary.
"I was really excited to head to the park for the big concert, but the dark clouds of diarrhnoia quickly emerged as I dressed. With a gurgling stomach and some gas pains, my diarrhnoia came fast and severe so I tucked some immodium in my bag and got my confidence back. I refuse to be hostage to my diarrhnoia."
by diarrhnoia January 21, 2021
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by tylrh_ September 29, 2018
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The relaxing / loosening of ISP's bandwidth-sphincters
Siddhartha: Last month I visited India for my project & found that all ISPs are suffering from bandwidth diarrhoea
Roxanne: How bad is it? How did it happen?
Siddhartha: Really bad, for years they had terrible case of bandwidth-constipation, like the cost of 100 mbps FTTH now is a third of what a 4 mbps copper line used to cost 4 years ago. This guy Ambani shook up the industry in 2016 & this scared the shit out (literally) of all small & big ISPs that were selling crappy internet for exorbitant prices for years. 100 mbps costs $8 a month now.
Roxanne: Whoa! That's a serious case of bandwidth-diarrhoea
Roxanne: How bad is it? How did it happen?
Siddhartha: Really bad, for years they had terrible case of bandwidth-constipation, like the cost of 100 mbps FTTH now is a third of what a 4 mbps copper line used to cost 4 years ago. This guy Ambani shook up the industry in 2016 & this scared the shit out (literally) of all small & big ISPs that were selling crappy internet for exorbitant prices for years. 100 mbps costs $8 a month now.
Roxanne: Whoa! That's a serious case of bandwidth-diarrhoea
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020
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Get the diarrhoea mug.Formed by combining the Greek and Latin medical roots 'dia' meaning "through completely" and 'rrhagia' meaning "bloody or excessive discharge."
Also known by it's shortened version, "rrhag" or "rrhagia."
Also known by it's shortened version, "rrhag" or "rrhagia."
Example 1:
"Shit, I got that nasty rrhag today."
Example 2:
Jim: "What did you do last night to prepare for the marathon?"
Kimmy: "F**k, I actually went to happy hour and blacked out by 7. Feeling it today..."
Jim: "Aw shit, gurl. That sucks. Diarrhea?"
Kimmy: "Naw, worse... Diarrhagia."
"Shit, I got that nasty rrhag today."
Example 2:
Jim: "What did you do last night to prepare for the marathon?"
Kimmy: "F**k, I actually went to happy hour and blacked out by 7. Feeling it today..."
Jim: "Aw shit, gurl. That sucks. Diarrhea?"
Kimmy: "Naw, worse... Diarrhagia."
by JGerkstain April 12, 2013
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Get the Diarrhoea mug.Trying to do the near impossible due to having or being given the wrong tools or insufficiency of time.
Usually preceded by "like pushing...".
The refusal of management to see the blindingly obvious despite it being pointed out and insisting upon something inappropriate.
Usually preceded by "like pushing...".
The refusal of management to see the blindingly obvious despite it being pointed out and insisting upon something inappropriate.
A:"Can you get this new program to print?".
B:"No, I've told the service centre every day this week but they still say it's ok; dealing with them is like pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake".
B:"No, I've told the service centre every day this week but they still say it's ok; dealing with them is like pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake".
by MoLincs September 20, 2009
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