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Dianet by Penissucker124 January 31, 2022
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Diet-inspired diabetes
When the glamourous lifestyle you aspire to includes donuts, sugary drinks, and large portions, you are bound to develop "diet-inspired diabetes"
This is different from "diet controlled diabetes" (as this type suggests you make at least a feeble effort to control your diet.)
Diet-inspired diabetics are drawn to each other and often need to pool their resources in later life to pay for wheelchair ramps and prosthetic limbs.
One such club is known as the DOLAAT's ("Dying One Limb At A Time"). Such a popular club that there are chapters of DOLAATs in every nursing home across North America.
This is different from "diet controlled diabetes" (as this type suggests you make at least a feeble effort to control your diet.)
Diet-inspired diabetics are drawn to each other and often need to pool their resources in later life to pay for wheelchair ramps and prosthetic limbs.
One such club is known as the DOLAAT's ("Dying One Limb At A Time"). Such a popular club that there are chapters of DOLAATs in every nursing home across North America.
Man, those folks are in rough shape but they look so happy eating all those treats. I'm inspired to get diet-inspired diabetes too so I can join the DOLAAT club. I can't wait to wear a too-tight white T-shirt and have wheelchair races with them!
Diet-inspired diabetes by Mandi Harmony September 9, 2016
Diane
Someone who is real, her words can hurt you but all she doing is saying whats true. She's as sexy as they come. Her personality her heart will make u fall in love once you get to her soft side. She can be mean as fuck on her bad days. She has an adorable face. When she licks her lips! It makes u go crazy in the inside.
Diane by Slow Foe Jr. June 12, 2019
Crusty Diabetic
An individual who saves dried or cured semen ejaculate for the purpose of consuming at a later time similar to the relationship a diabetic has with their insulin.
So when i was done pulling out I jizzed on her butt and she layed there till i got home from work and when i walked in she flaked if off and ate it and smiled. Damn bro she is one crusty diabetic, but i still love her.
Crusty Diabetic by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020
Diane
The literal definition of perfection. The most perfect girl in the entire world. She is absolutely flawless in every single way, and her beauty shines like the sun. Shes hilarious, down to earth, the kindest woman you will ever meet, and someone who you just love to be around. Its nearly impossible to avoid falling in love with a woman like Diane
Dianetti
The romantic pairing of Rosa Diaz and Gina Linetti on Brooklyn nine-nine. They are loved by many and they will be married in the future.
Dianetti are so in love
Type 1 Diabetes
When your pancreas doesnt work at all, but it IS NOT your fault. Type 1 is when you are not a fat ass and eat yourself sick. Its when your body goes apeshit crazy and kills itself staring with your pancreas. funnnnnnn, eh?
Type 1 Diabetes by MadiMay August 23, 2011