Diamondbacks

The best 10u team to ever play baseball

The diamondbacks are the best team ever

Diamondbacks by cartersosbs wkdxuzgsvsv March 20, 2022

Arizona Diamondbacks 

'01 World Champs

Randy Johnson has like a 250 mph fastball.

Arizona Diamondbacks by Baseballer March 28, 2004

Arizona Diamondbacks 

despite being little more than an expansion team, they've all ready won a World Series; have 2 pitchers who used to be bad-ass, but now are old and crappy

Johson and Shiling and the Diamondbacks used to be awesome, but now they're old and crappy.

Arizona Diamondbacks by 0000 October 16, 2003

Arizona Diamondbacks 

A team which was good in '01 but is now pure crap.

'01 D-backs: RANDY JOHNSON + CURT SCHILLING! HA!!!!!!!!!!
The Arizona Diamondbacks since then: oh no our relief pitchers are really really really really bad

Arizona Diamondbacks by π=3.14159265358979323846 September 26, 2022

Fidel Ángel Diamondbacks 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Fidel Ángel Diamondbacks

Fidel Ángel Diamondbacks by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Diamondback 

Consenting to anal sex in the hopes that doing so will inspire a boyfriend to propose.

"Sue knew that Drew was totally into anal sex, so she let him diamondback her. Now they're engaged."

Diamondback by Rnbaja February 20, 2009

diamondbacking 

the intentional practice of unmarried heterosexual women to engage in anal intercourse prior to marriage, and then refuse afterward once that diamond ring is hers (punning on "barebacking").

Dan's really regretting this marriage: turns out his GGG fiancee turned into a diamondbacking pumpkin at the stroke of midnight after the wedding

diamondbacking by Ron New Mexico October 17, 2010