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Arizona Diamondbacks 

Randy Johnson has like a 250 mph fastball.

Arizona Diamondbacks 

despite being little more than an expansion team, they've all ready won a World Series; have 2 pitchers who used to be bad-ass, but now are old and crappy
Johson and Shiling and the Diamondbacks used to be awesome, but now they're old and crappy.
Arizona Diamondbacks by 0000 October 16, 2003

Arizona Diamondbacks 

A team which was good in '01 but is now pure crap.
'01 D-backs: RANDY JOHNSON + CURT SCHILLING! HA!!!!!!!!!!
The Arizona Diamondbacks since then: oh no our relief pitchers are really really really really bad

Fidel Ángel Diamondbacks 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Fidel Ángel Diamondbacks

Diamondback 

Consenting to anal sex in the hopes that doing so will inspire a boyfriend to propose.
"Sue knew that Drew was totally into anal sex, so she let him diamondback her. Now they're engaged."
Diamondback by Rnbaja February 20, 2009

diamondbacking 

the intentional practice of unmarried heterosexual women to engage in anal intercourse prior to marriage, and then refuse afterward once that diamond ring is hers (punning on "barebacking").
Dan's really regretting this marriage: turns out his GGG fiancee turned into a diamondbacking pumpkin at the stroke of midnight after the wedding
diamondbacking by Ron New Mexico October 17, 2010
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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