jets

team that eather is totally awesome or totally sux; former home of Namath

The Jets have Vinny Testaverde on their roser.

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Indianapolis Colts

former Baltimore Colts of Johnny U; went to Indy in 1981 in the middle of the night; sucked for many years; now good w/ Manning and Harrison

The Colts haven't won a Super Bowl since 1971

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Utah Jazz

NBA team w/ 20 straight playoff berths but no championships; lost 2 NBA finals in '97 and '98; had the greats Stockton and Malone til this year; the streak will end in '04

The Jazz lost Stockton and Malone.

by 0000 October 21, 2003

Miami Heat

NBA team that blows it; Pat Riley is their horrible coach; were the best team in the East in '99 and got beaten by the 8 seed Knicks in the playoffs; Zo was here

Zo was with the Heat before.

by 0000 October 21, 2003

New York Giants

football team that thinks its the center of the world; hasn't been to great since Parcells won 2 Super Bowls for 'em

The Giants suck

by 0000 October 16, 2003

british columbia

canadian province with lots of weed

I smoked weed in Vancouver, British Columbia

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Anaheim Angels

2002 World Series champions who totally sucked in '03; used to have Nolan Ryan

The Angels have K-Rod.

by 0000 October 17, 2003