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jacksonville jaguars 

'95 expansion team who made the playoffs from '96-99, but suck now

The Jags went 14-2 in '99, losing both games to the Titans and losing to them again in the playoffs

jacksonville jaguars by 0000 March 23, 2004

5 by 5 

a short, fat dude

the fat ass was 5 by 5!

5 by 5 by 0000 December 4, 2003

NETS 

lost 2 straight NBA finals; used to suck but now are the best team in the east- but the east still sucks.

"Maybe the world is flat- the New Jersey Nets are going to the NBA Finals"- Marv Alberts

NETS by 0000 October 20, 2003

Washington Wizards 

former Baltimore/Washington Bullets; won an NBA championship in the '70s; haven't made the playoffs since '96; used to have Jordan, but sucked cause he was a 1-man team

The Wizards blow

Washington Wizards by 0000 October 20, 2003

Orlando Magic 

basketball team w/ T-Mac; used to have Fat Shaq and went (got mauled) to the NBA Finals in '95; forever a low playoff seed

The Magic are doomed forever to have a low playoff seeding.

Orlando Magic by 0000 October 20, 2003

New York Knicks 

2 time NBA champs; used to have great players like Reed/Frazier/Ewing; made the playoffs 12 straight years until they started 2 suck a few years ago

The Knicks used to always sell out. Now they don't have any fans.

New York Knicks by 0000 October 20, 2003

Miami Heat 

NBA team that blows it; Pat Riley is their horrible coach; were the best team in the East in '99 and got beaten by the 8 seed Knicks in the playoffs; Zo was here

Zo was with the Heat before.

Miami Heat by 0000 October 20, 2003