dialrrhea

To butt-dial someone over and over again.

"Dude I received 23 phone calls from you in last 5 minutes. Quit butt-dialing me."

"Sorry. I have dialrrhea"

by mrmonks February 14, 2012

Dialrrhea

When your f'n phone gets food, oil, water, or sweat on the screen and it freaks out...
Calling, or texting out gibberish or deleting contacts or just overall acting like it is possessed buttdial

Generally highly selective in that it is always the last person you want to call or text...

Dude i'm really sorry abt this... my f'n phone has Dialrrhea

by no pha que July 16, 2019

to intercept a diarrhea

when you feel you have diarrhea and make an enema to get the "bad shit" thats causing the diarrhea out of your body and end it quickly

A: Yesterday I had diarrhea and spend the whole day shitting.
B: Werent you able to intercept it?
A: Nah man, you know, you have to be quick to intercept a diarrhea before you start shitting.
B: That sucks

by Sir Asbestos December 21, 2019

Diarrhea Christmas Lights

Explosive pixel squirts filled with colorful bytes & chunks that a video game uses to blind us.

The dragon’s maw twas lit enough due to the incoming inferno without need of copious lasers; oh how the diarrhea Christmas lights distract me so.

by 2nd string, 2nd fret March 31, 2020

Diarrhea lips

A condition in which someone talks so much shit, that it's like they have diarrhea of the mouth. They also have a permanent smudge of diarrhea on their lip.

Jim: "Jake talks so much shit"

Mike: "Yeah he does, he has diarrhea lips, dude"

Jim: "Yeah, seems uncontrollable to me!"

by Rae$ March 3, 2014

diarrheanal

The act of giving anal sex to such a sex starved bitch that even while having an extreme case of diarrhea shes is down to have her ass gaped by one or numerous pork swords.

I asked that hoe what are you up to tonight, in reply she said I am extremely hungry I asked if she was down for a crave case and some anal so after about a dozen sliders i took her home and gave her some good old fashion diarrheanal.

Why buy lube when you can produce shit.

by nigga doosh!!!!!!!!!! October 17, 2009

Diarrhea Kidnapping

A controversial type of kidnapping, originated from Cuba in the 1960s when the non-human entities have later kidnapped humans. They have been spreading fast between 1970-1989 or late 2006-mid 2019. It has discovered by the US Government.

DanTDM, PewDiePie, Justin Bieber, and many notable public figure have been suffered diarrhea kidnapping by object show characters or countryballs.

by yugoslaviamaster65 April 22, 2020