Diabum 

Someone who has messy diarrhea

Oh man! I have a bad case of diabum

Diabum by Lillian W July 28, 2024

Diabuddies 

Two or more friends or pals who are both diabetic.

They both have diabetes, and are buddies.

Therefore they are diabuddies.

Wow look at those two over there comparing each others blood levels, they're such good diabuddies.

Diabuddies by Shaykzpeer February 11, 2009

Diabullshitter 

Pronounced Dia-bull-shitter

A Diabullshitter inaccurately reports on the supposed prevention or cure for Type 1 Diabetes (an autoimmune disease that cannot be prevented or cured).

Typical excretions from a Diabullshitter are:

“Prevent Diabetes by eating Cinnamon”
“Reverse your Diabetes by following my simple diet”
“I weaned myself off insulin and went from Type 1 to Type 2”
“Eating Sugar will give you Diabetes”

Some of the reports may well be factually correct when it comes to other types of Diabetes (Some are complete bollocks), but when it comes to Type1 Diabetes, they are total Dia-bull-shit!!!

Diabullshitter by The Grumpy Pumper January 20, 2014

Dilbum 

A rather rude insult that I have just made up when my friend, (we'll call him R) misinformed me about submitting coursework to mydropbox.com. It basically means he has a dildo up his bum.

oh you dilbum!

Dilbum by J-Eneration May 11, 2004

Diarumpus

Obese, smelly, angry, always right, genies, no problems at all except for the ones listed above

Ross do you know what you are, your diarumpus

Diarumpus by Ross Leonard February 16, 2019

Diabimbimcocolitis

A disease no one knows about that sounds serious enough to pardon when used as an excuse to get out of attending anything, including work or a date.

Hey, sorry, I can't make it today, I have an advance case of Diabimbimcocolitis unless you really need me there I'll try.

Diabimbimcocolitis by DAPitcher November 9, 2011

diabulimia 

the practice of diabetics who avoid taking insulin, which can cause weight gain, in order to control their weight. Despite its name, the disorder does not involve purging (Source: New York Times).

She turned to diabulimia because she was more afraid of being fat than being dead.

diabulimia by Una Malachica March 2, 2008