Diarumpus

Obese, smelly, angry, always right, genies, no problems at all except for the ones listed above

Ross do you know what you are, your diarumpus

by Ross Leonard February 16, 2019

Diarumpus

An accelerated form of diarrhoea. Often happens surreptitiously and is unforeseen. Violent in nature and likened to an artillery barrage from the back passage.

“Gaffer, I’ll no be in the day. During my morning commute I took ill and was besieged by an episode of diarumpus. My erse has went off like an unmanned firehose.”

by Bertrum’s Bunion June 24, 2021