DiBago 

Big sexy New Yorker YouTuber. He loves Kanye west popular sexy black rapper and sexy back basketball player Frank. Although it may seem DiBago only loves sexy black men you would be mistaken, DiBago loves sexy white, Asian, and Hispanic men. On his YouTube you will find comedic videos like “how to have sex with your dad” and others. Although he may seem likes he’s a doughy boy it’s actually just muscle since it’s always bulking season for DiBago; he’s also a pro gamer and a pro discorder and has won many awards! He also hates women like a chad.

Big sexy men: we love you DiBago

DiBago by Surlaw cipe October 21, 2020

Weiskirch Diagonal 

A line on a graph representing the amount of times a person talks about his/her abs, his/her dad, workouts, coupons, or politics compared to the total amount of talking they do. The slope of an average person is about 0.001, while the Weiskirch diagonal has a slope of around 0.83. Any person who exceeds the slope of the Weiskirch Diagonal should be put in a mental hospital and should also be forced to eat only stale bread for the rest of their lives.

Will: Man, that guy at the gym really knew his coupons.
Jim: Did he talk about them a lot?
Will: Yeah. He and his dad both crossed the Weiskirch Diagonal.
Jim: I hope they like stale bread.

Weiskirch Diagonal by the angler October 10, 2012

San Diago Thank You 

Giving someone a kiss while they're taking a shit.

Stan: "Well I'm gonna go to the John"
Roger to his "date": "Come on! Go give him a San Diago Thank You!"

San Diago Thank You by NeophileX April 20, 2010

Diago 

Normally a Diago is a tall mix raced human from London. He is big and scary and a force to be reckoned with. A Diago is a kind hearted individual who can take jokes and also make the best jokes. He is sexy and has a massive pecker that would make any girl scream for more. If a diago comes past In your life, don’t lose him because he won’t come back

Wow did you just see diago walk past. He’s a dreamer

Diago by Larrysaurusrl Rex February 3, 2020

diagonalize 

to cross two or more intersecting streets in one direct nonstop path while avoiding contact with all intermediate corners.
See hypotenuse-tionanal-ize.

"There is no traffic in any direction at this intersection, it is appropriate to diagonalize" yelled Jane to her friend on the far corner.

diagonalize by MikeS August 15, 2006

Dibanos

Spanish version of Dibs.Origanally used to claim sexy, attractive spanish women. Normally this version of Dibs lasts 3 months in which case friends are welcome to call Dibanos. Can also be used to claim any woman as long as they are extremely Hott !! And if you dont speak english.

( Rosalie Sanchez on T.V. )
Person 1 - Yo, Rosalie Sanchez is a dime piece.
Person 2 - Dibanos !
Person 1 - Damn you're quick.

Dibanos by Nitro McLovin January 4, 2008

Vicky Mendoza Diagonal 

The Vicky Mendoza diagonal is a specific kind of line on the "Hot/Crazy Scale". The Diagonal runs straight from the bottom left corner to the top right, signifying that the woman in question is crazy, but her hotness balances this out.
The Hotter she is the more crazy she is allowed to be.
Also see "Shelly Galesby zone" in which a girl is crazier than she is hot.

Guy1: that girls pretty frickin' crazy.
Guy2: Yeah but shes also hot. definitely on the vicky mendoza diagonal.

Vicky Mendoza Diagonal by Le Esquire May 28, 2009