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One who teaches and/or practices the art of being a douche, also known as douchism.
Man I think we need to have an intervention for Alex, I'm pretty sure he's a douchist now.
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Douchism 

The religion and artform of being a douche.
Alex: Dude what the hell is up with Sandron?

Ben: I don't know, I think he has taken up Douchism
Douchism by Ben and Alex January 24, 2008

douchish 

Like a douche in many ways
Cassidy is a douchish person because he stole my word.
douchish by Tommy Stoner November 11, 2006

douchistify 

Comes from the word "douche"

To turn something into a douche.
She really douchistified her husband.
douchistify by slingshot January 30, 2005

douchismo 

1. The act or practice of behaving like a complete douche bag in public thereby drawing attention to yourself and having people talk about you in a derogatory manner. Douchismo is characterized by the person believing that they are the center of attention because they are completely cool having no idea that the opposite is in fact true.
That guy trying to sing karaoke while trying to give all the ladies table dances was completely full douchismo.
douchismo by tabitha11 March 19, 2010

Douchish 

The act of being a douche; The act of being an asshole.
If someone where to throw you in a trashcan then laugh and leave, that'd be douchish. Or the best example of all, if someone were to not even acknowledge your presence because of the people they hang out with. (Or if you tried to break up a perfectly fine relationship for your own benfit, you'd be acting douchish.)
Douchish by she December 29, 2004