1. The act or practice of behaving like a complete douche bag in public thereby drawing attention to yourself and having people talk about you in a derogatory manner. Douchismo is characterized by the person believing that they are the center of attention because they are completely cool having no idea that the opposite is in fact true.
That guy trying to sing karaoke while trying to give all the ladies table dances was completely full douchismo.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.