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Douchish 

The act of being a douche; The act of being an asshole.
If someone where to throw you in a trashcan then laugh and leave, that'd be douchish. Or the best example of all, if someone were to not even acknowledge your presence because of the people they hang out with. (Or if you tried to break up a perfectly fine relationship for your own benfit, you'd be acting douchish.)
Douchish by she December 29, 2004
One who teaches and/or practices the art of being a douche, also known as douchism.
Man I think we need to have an intervention for Alex, I'm pretty sure he's a douchist now.
Douchist by Ben, Alex, and Terrance January 24, 2008

Douchism 

The religion and artform of being a douche.
Alex: Dude what the hell is up with Sandron?

Ben: I don't know, I think he has taken up Douchism
Douchism by Ben and Alex January 24, 2008

Doucheshnozzle  

A spin-off of a douchebag; refers to a guy who is guilty of and/or has committed some form of douchebaggery. Doucheshnozzles really capture the essence of doucheness, and therefore are usually repeat offenders, i.e. they're douchey all the time, and may never grow or develop into normal, decent males.
A doucheshnozzle is a guy who stands in club lines for two hours in the hopes of rubbing up against some girl for four seconds. Guys who pose in pictures with pseudo hand gestures to act like they're cool, when in reality they are complete doucheshnozzles. Frat boys who drink crap-beer and attempt to bone women who are intoxicated or likely passed out.

Doucheish 

"What a douche"
"Yeah, it was a bit... doucheish"
Doucheish by miffyfield October 5, 2012

douchistify 

Comes from the word "douche"

To turn something into a douche.
She really douchistified her husband.
douchistify by slingshot January 30, 2005
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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