The act of shitting, dropping a deuce, or taking the kids to the pool.
Also used in any variety of ways you would use the word shitting.
You got to be deucing me.
Sorry I didn't get your call, I was in the bathroom deucing up Chipotle, it was epic.
by deucerocket November 7, 2010
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The act of being cocky, super egotistical, being a cowboy, being bald, but having a goatee, and being ridiculously intimidating for the hell of it. One must be at least 6'5" and be outrageously proud of their physique in order to be a deuce and therefore deuce it, or take part in deucing. Deuce sounds similar to douche because it is similar.
He was totally deucing it today, I can't stand him. He's such a deuce.
by Florida is awesome February 15, 2010
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A gun that uses .22 caliber ammunition.
"I got the deuce deuce in the trunk of my car..."
-Sublime (Garden Grove)
by Brad Nowell lives July 14, 2004
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A .22 Caliber pistol.
or 22 inch rims
The boy JD was a friend of mine. till i caught im in my car tryna steal a alpine. I chased him up the street to call a truse. The silly mothafucka pulls out a deuce deuce, little did he know I had a loaded 12 gauge. One sucka dead L.A times Front page--Eazy E; boyz in the hood
by ase53123 February 7, 2008
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The silly muthufucku pulls out a deuce-deuce. Little did he know I had a loaded 12-gauge.
by nokianinja October 8, 2002
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deuce = latin for 2
deuce deuce = latin for two two
hence 22, one of the smaller calibres for handguns.

a deuce deuce is a .22 calibre handgun
Man 1- whatcha got ?
Man 2- just my deuce-duece.
by Calo Nord March 23, 2005
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deuce deuce is short for twenty two, which can be used to describe anything that is 22, like 22 inch rims, but initially refered to a .22 caliber gun
Bith got taken by a deuce deuce.
by jackass March 24, 2003
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