deucin'

To hold two cigarettes in one hand and smoke them both at the same time.

Man did you see that? That dude was deucin' it up!

by Jack McKnight August 6, 2007

Deucin

to drop the deuce, to poop, crapping, takin a #2, paintin the choco picture if u will...

darrell's in the bathroom deucin right now, his lady better hope he dont get no splash back on the diggy branch...

i cant answer the door right now, im deucin..

by the rolemodel July 9, 2009

deucin out

To leave a place, conversation or anything else that you could remove yourself from, also can be used when you are going to bed.

" The cops are about to bust this place i'm deucin out"

" It's getting late, i'm deucin out"

by edougy March 28, 2009

Deucin and Newsin

The act of deucing and reading the news. An individual sits on a toilet and simultaneously reads the news. It is one of the known arts of deucing

Guy 1: Yo what you doin? Yo you deucing and staring?

Guy 2: Nah, Im reading the news and deucin. Im Deucin and Newsin.

by SOGOANDGETYOMONEYDUFFLEBAGBOY February 4, 2017

Wifi Deucin'

Takin' a crap on company time and using a wi-fi compatible device to check the scores or an email, surf, etc. on a restroom break.

John: Dude! You were gone for like 40 mins!

Coworker: yeah I took my 15 min break, but then I had to take a crap before the end of my shift and was Wifi deucin'!

John: Huh?

Coworker: Got an Ipod Touch?

by BobbyO417 June 19, 2010

deucing it up

The act of taking one or more epic dumps. Usually, this term is used when you're making multiple trips to the throne for various reasons like, taking a laxative, getting bubble guts from eating White Castle, or doing a purge or a cleanse.

I was constipated after taking some antibiotics, so I took some milk of magnesia and I was deucing it up for like 9 straight hours. I filled that cup to the brim and shot it down like bourbon.

by Davester75 October 14, 2013

micro deucing

The practice of producing constant, brief, crumb size deuces, not to rid the bowels completely, but to feel more focused, creative, and present.

Studying for this exam is really getting to me, I think I might start micro deucing during the next lecture so I can focus more on what the prof has been saying.

by thatguyinshorts October 27, 2020