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Designated Dick

n. A male who is selected, before weekend activities begin, to be the booty call for the night. The designated dick is similar to a fuck buddy and friends with benefits but does not necessarily mean that he is either one of those. This predetermined male does not have an obligation to party with or see the female earlier in the day. Designated Dick only means that at the end of the night the male will leave or meet up with the female to participate in sexual activities.
"I need to make sure I have my designated dick situated so I know I'm getting it in this weekend."

"Gotta have my designated dick this weekend to make up for this awful week!"
Designated Dick by HayLove September 18, 2012
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Unstable Character Design 

When a specific character from an animated series or TV show can have obvious but not permanent changes to their look such as: hair style or color, clothing, glasses or other accessories.
Princess Bubblegum from Adventure Time has an Unstable character design.

Designated Shitter 

When a men's bathroom stall in a high traffic restroom is assigned for shitting only.
In order to prevent patrons from urinating on the toilet seat, we are making the first stall in our men's room a 'designated shitter.'
Designated Shitter by Robert Sacamano November 17, 2014

designated driver

The avetard that drives even though each and everyone of them is baked as shit. Usually this is froomie because he has the highest weed tolerance. The dab rig fucks all these dudes up so they want to go eat and one has to end up driving even though they are high.
Shit, we all baked but froomie said he can be designated driver even though he's baked as fuck and drive us to food.
designated driver by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

Desi Hip Hop (DHH) 

Hip-hop that incorporates South East Asian and East Indian musical styles. Hip Hop music created by Desi performers who pay homage to their Eastern musical influences.

KR$NA, Divine, Raftaar, Seedhe Maut, Emiway Bantai, Bella, Rap Demon are examples of Desi hip hop artists. ikka, raga, muhfaad, mc stan are also some of the names in this group.
Kalamkaar is the biggest Desi Hip Hop (DHH) music label.
Desi Hip Hop (DHH) by undercoverthug November 18, 2022
To "deshit" is to remove shit, garbage, trash, crap, or other excess baggage in the place you live, or in your life in general. To get rid of shit that you don't fucking need is to deshit. To elminate stuff that you damn well know that you don't need or use.

Alternate use, is to refer to emotional or psychological baggage. To remove or attempt to remove mental weights or mind-traps that are clogging up your brain with unnecessary shit.
I'm going to deshit my apartment. I'm giving away a bunch of clothes and furniture that I don't use or need. I am getting rid of shit -- I am deshitting!

My girlfriend is to damn needy; she's got a ton of emotional baggage. She needs to deshit her hangups, or I will fucking dump her ass.
deshit by Juke Boxx Hero October 22, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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