Desvonde is a person, he is the best person.
by AnkiSoFluffy December 18, 2024
Get the Desvonde mug.Made by Pfizer in collaboration with The Onion News Network, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness. It can prevent loud joyful squeals when a friend calls, Christmas caroling, costume parties, talking in line at a grocery store, community potlucks, excessive hugging, and smiles.
Are you annoyingly happy?
Despondex could be right for you.
If you are in a good mood occasionally that is normal but if you have a persistant positive outlook on life you should ask your doctor about Despondex.
Now you too can waste a night sitting on the couch with your friends or family watching a TV show no one enjoys.
Despondex prevents happiness better than watching the news, considering man's impact on nature, checking your bank balance, and thinking about how old you are and how little you have accomplished.
Despondex could be right for you.
If you are in a good mood occasionally that is normal but if you have a persistant positive outlook on life you should ask your doctor about Despondex.
Now you too can waste a night sitting on the couch with your friends or family watching a TV show no one enjoys.
Despondex prevents happiness better than watching the news, considering man's impact on nature, checking your bank balance, and thinking about how old you are and how little you have accomplished.
by ericri September 10, 2009
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by BrandonWalsh April 11, 2014
Get the Despondent mug.Johnny was despondent because his IQ was 4.
by Fred Jung. October 17, 2003
Get the despondent mug.A state of depression. Unblissful.
by zZz_Jinxy_zZz January 15, 2007
Get the Despondent mug.The Industrail / Experimental / Grime / Noize band that will make your mind cave-in and your heart explode from your chest.
Members: Heir Boxen (insanity, programming, drum tracks, synth lines)
Influences:
-Terrorfakt
-Skinny Puppy
-Slayer
-Venetian Snares
-Aphex Twin
-Alcohol
-Automobile Accidents
-Violence
-Gunfire
-Very very bad things you dont like to think about
Sounds Like:
Everything that makes you sick,cry,or hurt inside...with a hammer
Despondentmassatrophy will pleasurably melt your mind.
Members: Heir Boxen (insanity, programming, drum tracks, synth lines)
Influences:
-Terrorfakt
-Skinny Puppy
-Slayer
-Venetian Snares
-Aphex Twin
-Alcohol
-Automobile Accidents
-Violence
-Gunfire
-Very very bad things you dont like to think about
Sounds Like:
Everything that makes you sick,cry,or hurt inside...with a hammer
Despondentmassatrophy will pleasurably melt your mind.
by The Amorist June 2, 2008
Get the DespondentMassAtrophy mug.The Industrail / Experimental / Grime / Noize band that will make your mind cave-in and your heart explode from your chest.
Members: Heir Boxen (insanity, programming, drum tracks, synth lines)
Influences:
-Terrorfakt
-Skinny Puppy
-Slayer
-Venetian Snares
-Aphex Twin
-Alcohol
-Automobile Accidents
-Violence
-Gunfire
-Very very bad things you dont like to think about
Sounds Like:
Everything that makes you sick,cry,or hurt inside...with a hammer
Members: Heir Boxen (insanity, programming, drum tracks, synth lines)
Influences:
-Terrorfakt
-Skinny Puppy
-Slayer
-Venetian Snares
-Aphex Twin
-Alcohol
-Automobile Accidents
-Violence
-Gunfire
-Very very bad things you dont like to think about
Sounds Like:
Everything that makes you sick,cry,or hurt inside...with a hammer
by The Amorist May 25, 2008
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