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Destination fucked 

It's when you drink a beer on the roof and then hit yourself in the head with the can. Then try to be Tony Hawk, fail hard, fall on your head and lay there for a moment while a child gives you the finger. Also there is a fire on the right and a fat pig.
This is the longest journey to destination fucked.
Destination fucked by mstr-rptr November 29, 2018

Destination Fucked 

A self-fulfilling prophecy of sorts which usually starts with you being on a top of a roof shouting at your neighbors. At this point you know it's too late to go back, but luckily you are a person of many talents. You chug a beer and smash it against your face repeatedly, showing no pain, then display your skateboarding ability, right before falling into a slumber to show disrespect to your neighbors once again. One person will give you the middle finger, your belongings will be set on fire, and your pet pig will switch sides and join your neighbors. You may never wake up...You've reached Destination Fucked
Poor decisions often lead to Destination Fucked
Destination Fucked by Rain Juice November 29, 2018

Destination Fucked 

There's a Sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger, to the right you'll notice fire, and there's a fat pig okey dokey.
Destination Fucked by Povatron November 29, 2018

Destination fucked 

A rickety ladder and a few skinny children holding it. While an over weight man tries to go for glory. This may as well be the dictionary definition of destination fucked
“Unfortunately there is an innocent nut-sack being sent to destination fucked right there”

Destination fucked 

A lady drinking beer and hitting herself, she tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while...here’s a kid pulling the finger. To the right you’ll notice fire... and there’s a fat pig.
Ohhh, he landed up in destination fucked !

He took the longest time to get to destination fucked.
Destination fucked by Ozzy man November 29, 2018

Destination Fucked 

When a drunk female standing on a roof tries to pull of a skating trick and gets flipped off by a child, all while in the presence of fire and a large farm animal.
"There's a Shiela drinking beer, and hitting herself, she tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard, she lays there for a while, there's a kid pulling the finger, to the right you'll notice fire, AND THERE'S A FAT PIG"
"Okie Dokie, if someone could write about this being the new definition of Destination Fucked on Urban Dictionary, that would be great"
Destination Fucked by LazarouDave November 29, 2018