Dessimo 

Someone who likes to eat poop and kiss girls. Gets kicked out of parties for being a slut even though she's still a virgin..probably because she can't get a boy. Secretly has a crush on Taweesa and Squiver. Likes to steal free mints..

"shake it like a dessimo, shake it like a dessimo"

Dessimo by taweeeeesa! August 4, 2009

dessimated 

when you break your ancles in 10 different ways

Kimmy K put on 6 inch high heels and totally just dessimated! You should have seen it!

dessimated by Ham Slice February 26, 2017

Desimort 

A Desi soul that is so evil, its thought to be possessed by the dark lord himself

person 1: OMG ****** is so mean she totally screwed my life over
Person 2: I know what a Desimort
******: ROAR

Desimort by voldefort October 11, 2010

Deskimo

The state entered into when one has been working all day at a desk in an office air-conditioned to 20 degrees centigrade. Upon rising from your chair to move about the office one notices a distinct cramping, numbness and immobility in one's limbs.

'It's so cold in here I'm a fucking Deskimo!'

Deskimo by Kuy July 28, 2008

Desimort 

A person so evil that its comparable to being possessed by Voldemort himself

stop kicking the little baby in the stomach, your such a desimort...

Desimort by voldymoldy October 11, 2010

dessipoint 

Used to describe something being an abysmal failure or disgrace to humanity. The ultimate letdown. A great word to use when "disappointed" just isn't enough.

Lorii: OMGGGG I failed my econ midterm QQ
Moose: LQL, you've really dessipointed me.

Lorii: OMGGGG I haven't watched the new pokemon episode yet
Moose: LQL, what a dessipointment.

dessipoint by moose878 August 12, 2011

desimone 

She's my teacher a very annoying bastard...me and my friends all hate her

Dont trust a Desimone :)

I don't like Desimone

desimone by Android_On_Fire November 15, 2017