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The state entered into when one has been working all day at a desk in an office air-conditioned to 20 degrees centigrade. Upon rising from your chair to move about the office one notices a distinct cramping, numbness and immobility in one's limbs.

'It's so cold in here I'm a fucking Deskimo!'

Deskimo by Kuy July 28, 2008

Words you can keep

Deskimo brothers

When two males engage in sexual intercourse with the same female, on the same desk, at two different points in time.

Keith and I are already eskimo brothers, but I just found out we're deskimo brothers also!

Deskimo brothers by goballsdeep212 February 3, 2014

Related Words

Deskimo • Deskimo brothers • Desimort • desimone • DESIMONED • DeSimone's Folly • Desimoria • Desimosa • Desimoto • Dessimo

Desimort

A Desi soul that is so evil, its thought to be possessed by the dark lord himself

person 1: OMG ****** is so mean she totally screwed my life over
Person 2: I know what a Desimort
******: ROAR

Desimort by voldefort October 11, 2010

Desimort

A person so evil that its comparable to being possessed by Voldemort himself

stop kicking the little baby in the stomach, your such a desimort...

Desimort by voldymoldy October 11, 2010

desimone

She's my teacher a very annoying bastard...me and my friends all hate her

Dont trust a Desimone :)

I don't like Desimone

desimone by Android_On_Fire November 15, 2017

Dessimo

Someone who likes to eat poop and kiss girls. Gets kicked out of parties for being a slut even though she's still a virgin..probably because she can't get a boy. Secretly has a crush on Taweesa and Squiver. Likes to steal free mints..

"shake it like a dessimo, shake it like a dessimo"

Dessimo by taweeeeesa! August 4, 2009

DeSimone's Folly

In the course of human events, there have been many missteps in pursuance of wealth and glory. However, none is more comical than on December 22nd, 2017 (Yen Day), when Raymond DeSimone made a bold move at the currency exchange. He exchanged five US dollars for yen certain that he would automatically make money back. In reality the value of the yen dramatically decreased soon after this transaction and this event is referred to as DeSimone’s Folly.

You haven't heard about DeSimone's Folly from 2017?

DeSimone's Folly by The_Hamburglar December 22, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026