Deskimo

The state entered into when one has been working all day at a desk in an office air-conditioned to 20 degrees centigrade. Upon rising from your chair to move about the office one notices a distinct cramping, numbness and immobility in one's limbs.

'It's so cold in here I'm a fucking Deskimo!'

Deskimo by Kuy July 28, 2008

Deskimo brothers

When two males engage in sexual intercourse with the same female, on the same desk, at two different points in time.

Keith and I are already eskimo brothers, but I just found out we're deskimo brothers also!

Deskimo brothers by goballsdeep212 February 3, 2014

Desimort 

A Desi soul that is so evil, its thought to be possessed by the dark lord himself

person 1: OMG ****** is so mean she totally screwed my life over
Person 2: I know what a Desimort
******: ROAR

Desimort by voldefort October 11, 2010

Desimort 

A person so evil that its comparable to being possessed by Voldemort himself

stop kicking the little baby in the stomach, your such a desimort...

Desimort by voldymoldy October 11, 2010

desimone 

She's my teacher a very annoying bastard...me and my friends all hate her

Dont trust a Desimone :)

I don't like Desimone

desimone by Android_On_Fire November 15, 2017

Dessimo 

Someone who likes to eat poop and kiss girls. Gets kicked out of parties for being a slut even though she's still a virgin..probably because she can't get a boy. Secretly has a crush on Taweesa and Squiver. Likes to steal free mints..

"shake it like a dessimo, shake it like a dessimo"

Dessimo by taweeeeesa! August 4, 2009

DeSimone's Folly 

In the course of human events, there have been many missteps in pursuance of wealth and glory. However, none is more comical than on December 22nd, 2017 (Yen Day), when Raymond DeSimone made a bold move at the currency exchange. He exchanged five US dollars for yen certain that he would automatically make money back. In reality the value of the yen dramatically decreased soon after this transaction and this event is referred to as DeSimone’s Folly.

You haven't heard about DeSimone's Folly from 2017?

DeSimone's Folly by The_Hamburglar December 22, 2020