Despapito 

My username minus the 001, and it is what you should call your boyfriend

Ohhhhh despapito come here

Despapito by Despapito001 December 17, 2018

Despaphobia 

A fear of despacito 2 coming out
can also be used as a fear of despacito itself

despa - despacito
phobia - in fear of

phobiac - a person with a phobia
A person with this fear is called a despaphobiac

''Hey Shivam let's listen to despacito 2 when it's released''
Shivam: No I have despaphobia
''Ugh you despaphobiac.''

Despaphobia by Quivsy June 19, 2018

Despaphobia 

Despacito

Luis Fonsi: Hey! Check out my new song, Despacito!
regular guy: no i have despaphobia

Despaphobia by Celiexal June 19, 2018

despacito 2

New song with Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee, with guest appearances from Shrek, Smashmouth, Childish Gambino, Love Live and many others. Created my NASA

I love Despacito 2.

despacito 2 by shoot nugget June 9, 2018

Despacito spider 

A spider that can cause destruction to worlds. It is mainly composed of a pill, the top being yellow and the bottom being red, six spider legs, and a large smile. It can cast a spell of utter obliteration: Yeetus yeetus, commit self deletus!

I saw a despacito spider murder somebody while saying "Please commit agonizing actions of engaging in commitment in engaging commit commitment of the dying one."

Despacito spider by Veridicule December 26, 2018

this is so sad alexa play despacito 

When something tragic happens for someone else but no one else cares.

"I might lose everything because of tanacon"
"ugh this is so sad alexa play despacito"

this is so sad alexa play despacito by no tea no shade just FACTS July 2, 2018

despacito 3 

new song by luis fonsi and daddy yankee with guest appearances of shrek, ali-a, adolf hitler, spongebob and gru
a sequel of despacito 2

i fucking love despacito 3

despacito 3 by massive willy July 8, 2018