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Despaphobia 

A fear of despacito 2 coming out
can also be used as a fear of despacito itself

despa - despacito
phobia - in fear of

phobiac - a person with a phobia
A person with this fear is called a despaphobiac
''Hey Shivam let's listen to despacito 2 when it's released''
Shivam: No I have despaphobia
''Ugh you despaphobiac.''
Despaphobia by Quivsy June 19, 2018

Despaphobia 

Luis Fonsi: Hey! Check out my new song, Despacito!
regular guy: no i have despaphobia
Despaphobia by Celiexal June 19, 2018

despacito 2

New song with Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee, with guest appearances from Shrek, Smashmouth, Childish Gambino, Love Live and many others. Created my NASA
despacito 2 by shoot nugget June 9, 2018

Despacito spider 

A spider that can cause destruction to worlds. It is mainly composed of a pill, the top being yellow and the bottom being red, six spider legs, and a large smile. It can cast a spell of utter obliteration: Yeetus yeetus, commit self deletus!
I saw a despacito spider murder somebody while saying "Please commit agonizing actions of engaging in commitment in engaging commit commitment of the dying one."
Despacito spider by Veridicule December 26, 2018

this is so sad alexa play despacito 

When something tragic happens for someone else but no one else cares.
"I might lose everything because of tanacon"
"ugh this is so sad alexa play despacito"

despacito 3 

new song by luis fonsi and daddy yankee with guest appearances of shrek, ali-a, adolf hitler, spongebob and gru
a sequel of despacito 2
despacito 3 by massive willy July 8, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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