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Despacitism 

The religion where the Despacito Spiders of ROBLOX believe in! The religion rivals Christianity and their gods are Luis Fonsy (with The Mythical OOF being his second coming) and Daddy Yankee, the singers of Despacito! Missionary Despacito and some other Despacitos resurrected The Mythical OOF but Missionary Despacito and some Despacito of the group died! Another Despacito, Chad/Virgin Despacito, confronterend Jeuse, which let to Jeuse’s death!
Despacito Spiders believe in Despacitism
Despacitism by DalSpin February 2, 2022
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despairism 

Despairism is a religious cult of people who believe in Junko Enoshima’s presence and praise her for helping the world tremendously.
Person 1: Hey do you believe in despairism? I do!
Person 2: No.. what’s that?
Person 1: Oh, just a new religion everyone is talking about.
Person 2: Oh.. cool ok..
despairism by junko enoshimas dog November 4, 2020

Despairism 

Despair is a religion where we worship the queen junko enoshima.We will say these exact words while worshipping her “despair is best” we will watch the tsgumi and junko edit daily.Finally after all that we bully nagito :)
Person-So your in what now?!
Me- despairism!
Person-is that even real?! And what’s it abt?

Me- yes I created it! And I’ll explain later!
Despairism by Pixelcandy November 8, 2020

Despairism 

A religion where people praise despair and junko (from danganronpa) for her holy despair name.

Despair will always beat hope and everything

We praise junko cause junko spent 2 seconds on twitter and said nope and ends the world
Me:Heyyy have you heard of despairism?
Person 1:no...no i have not is it like hop-
Me:*pulls out shotgun* bye bye!
Despairism by You_are_fool July 17, 2022

Despacitio 3 

Despacitio 3 is a song written by "Lil Pump"

Only the truest of music.
Hey Alexa, Play Despacitio 3 by Lil Pump
Despacitio 3 by penutfucker 2.0 July 17, 2018

Despacitus 

A deadly disease originating from Puerto Rico and caused by listening to the song Despacito (by Luis Fonsi) too much.
Yeetus yeetus, you have despacitus
Despacitus by Chrillé September 7, 2018

despacitosamsungism 

desi and sami ship name. they'll have 57000 children if they date uwu sussy baka. sign my petition that they should get together .HEHEHEHEHEHEH
despacitosamsungism are mf soulmates. end of. fax not printer.
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