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Despacito-ism

A process through which the most beautiful and divine music in the omniverse may be created. Developed in the 21st century by Shaggy, Daddy Yankee, and Luis Fonsi. Despacito-ism requires an obscene quantity of sacrifices to Shaggy the creator of the omniverse. All hail Shaggy.
PERSON 1, A FOOL: "Despacito-ism isn't worth it! There is too much loss of human life and not enough reward!"
PERSON 2, AN ENLIGHTENED INTELECTUAL AND DILIGENT THEOLOGIST: "Shut the Shaggy up and get on the altar! All hail Shaggy!!!"
by CenkUygur6969 February 6, 2019
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Despacitism

The religion where the Despacito Spiders of ROBLOX believe in! The religion rivals Christianity and their gods are Luis Fonsy (with The Mythical OOF being his second coming) and Daddy Yankee, the singers of Despacito! Missionary Despacito and some other Despacitos resurrected The Mythical OOF but Missionary Despacito and some Despacito of the group died! Another Despacito, Chad/Virgin Despacito, confronterend Jeuse, which let to Jeuse’s death!
Despacito Spiders believe in Despacitism
by DalSpin February 2, 2022
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