Deslay 

When things are *not* slay

“Yo my day sucks. This is soooo not slay”
“You mean deslay?”

Deslay by Deslay April 7, 2022

Tired, Through and Delayed 

A phrase made by rapper Khia. Directed at the way someone looks or made to look. Otherwise meaning someone is old news or irrelevant.

I dont know why this boyband is coming out with a new disc, they are tired, through and delayed.

Tired, Through and Delayed by mrmrss November 5, 2011

Declaying 

When one delays having a clay (a poo poo) due to other pressing social commitments, while the decaying fecal matter proceeds to knock on heaven's backdoor, resulting in warm, rumbling seepage and pungent methane emmisions, harmful to the environment and those in close proximity.

Particularly prevalent first thing, when other more trivial matters are prioritised, eg going to work, taking children to school, etc.

"Oh shit I'm late... I'll have to declay until break time now"

"I've been declaying all morning for you love!"

Declaying by Amber Heard's Bed September 21, 2023

Delayed Off

To be laid off at a specified, future date.

Employee X goes to work at Z on 1/31/2014. Upon arriving at work, X finds out he/she will be laid off on 6/15/2014. X will continue to work at Z until 6/15/2014, at which point X will be laid off.

Y: "Hey, X! How was work at Z today?"
X: "Not great, Y. I got delayed off today."

Delayed Off by KILLA435.5 February 3, 2014

delay no more 

"Delay no more" comes from Cantonese foul words with similar sounds (Diu lay lo mo), which means "fuck your mother".

Seldom used seriously and speak in verbally. "Delay no more" appears in writing as joke among Hong Kong people. A fashion brand in Hong Kong produced T-shirts with "DelayNoMore" on it and advertised it on large billboards.

To express non-serious anger in writing, in chat room or on message board. Write "Delay no more" in reply.

delay no more by Chlorine November 27, 2007

Delayed W 

The act of a never taking an L ... But a Delayed W

Person 1: "Bro how'd you do on the exam?"
Person 2: "Idk man, but it's a long semester, we out here with the Delayed W's"

Delayed W by BabyBans June 6, 2018

Facebook Delay 

The time period one allows when someone has written on one's wall, sent one a message or otherwise been facebook-acted upon. This is a tool used to hide the true amount of time someone has spent on Facebook, so as not to appear as one who has nothing better to do.

Guy 1: So this really hot chick I met last night friended me and wrote on my wall, so I wrote back.
Guy 2: I hope you allowed for a Facebook Delay so she knows you're not a huge loser.

Facebook Delay by mogzubc October 21, 2009