Deske

That one person/object you devote your entire existence to.

OBI4AM TE DESKE

by rejina February 4, 2021

Descendophobia

Derived from the Latin Descendere (“go down”), it is defined as fear of walking down stairs or inclines; fear or discomfort while descending stairs or walking down a hill; fear of going down in a lift or elevator. The symptoms can include dizziness and space disorientation and in extreme cases it can reach the state of irrational fear.

I do wonder if Donald Trump suffers from bathmophobia or descendophobia.

by AKACroatalin February 1, 2017

Deckerstar

A ship that will never get in bed together unless hell freezes over

Hey did you see that hell froze over?

Omg! That means Deckerstar finally had sex!

by Lucifannnn June 15, 2019

Deeker

Someone who generally doesn't really know what's going on at any given time. Originated at Berkeley High School in California.

P1: Did you see that girl throwing herself at Steve? He was totally missing all the signals
P2: That dude is such a fucking deeker

by Silty Clay Loam September 17, 2016

the upper decker

the act of deficating in the upper tank of ones toilet leaving a foul stench undiscovered with the remnants of muddy water

before i got kicked out of that bar last night i gave them the upper decker

by face vol.4 May 23, 2009

Theo Decker

to “Theo Decker” is to be in deep denial about your gayness. This is often when somebody suffers with deep rooted internalized homophobia and compulsory heterosexuality. A “Theo Decker” might even be in love with somebody of the same sex without admitting it to themselves.

Theo Decker was a repressed homosexual in love with his best friend

“That guy’s a total Theo Decker!”

by broadwaybyler December 16, 2018

Double decker biscuit

Someone who is really cute and very thick

That girl looks like a whole double decker biscuit

by Score!! February 25, 2019