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night-desked 

to be exceptionally bored but rather entertained by balloons
I was so bored that I was night-desked last night.
night-desked by soclose2thfinish March 28, 2009
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desketchify

1. To conduct an exhaustive Google search on a hot guy you meet in a bar, on eharmony, craigslist, on the subway platform, a cousin's wedding, movie theater, etc. to either confirm that he lied about everything he said or to prove that he is not sketchy at all, but in fact worthy of a first date.
That fine brotha by the jukebox just told me that he has a law degree from Yale. Before we kick it on a first date, I need to desketchify him and find out if he is fo' real.
desketchify by Samsara00 August 28, 2012
To Deck, To get decked; to hit or be hit viciously hard without mercy, usually in the mouth or nose region. To strike down upon another human with great vengeance and FURIOUS anger.
"I just decked Stephanie in the nose cuz the bitch didnt have my money"

"If my manager doesnt give me next friday off ima deck him right in his mouth
Decked by FatChamp June 14, 2006
To record something onto a magnetic disk, for review at a later date... Similar to the previous analogue version 'taped'...
"Did you see Flashforward last night..."
"No, I disked it on my SkyHD / TiVo..."
Disked by The Bundu Kid October 18, 2009

decked out 

when a man is wearing very nice clothes, or the latest fashions (pimp clothes)and is matching perfectly.
o shit son, look at dat white boy all decked out and shit nigga
decked out by pimp daddy dollars August 22, 2004

decked out 

Adjective: Someone or something that is really extravagant and awesome looking. To be "pimped out."
*Homer and Bart drive by Mr. Burns' mansion*

Bart: Holy cow! That's one decked out mansion!

Homer: Mmmmmmmmmm.......decked out mansion.
decked out by MOSthedeth April 11, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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