Deryism

Ongoing and never ending contradiction between two or more persons.

''I'm taller than u''
''No, I'm taller than u''
''No,i'm taller than u!''
''Must we engage in useless deryism?''

Deryism by Pete Spencer June 4, 2004

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Derpism

An incredibly stupid joke in which the only laughter comes from the person who told it. This is usually followed by an audible inhalation through the mouth, otherwise know as a Kenny.

Hater #1: Dude, did you hear that Bryant almost crapped his pants?

Hater #2: Yeah dude, I heard you had to make an emergency stop at Waffle House so he could get to a toilet!

Kenny Oliver: Hehe, yeah, we should call him Waffle House! (loud oral inhalation)

Haters 1 and 2: What a Derpism, Kenny is such a dumb fuck!

Derpism by Filthy McNasty October 23, 2005

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Deryism • Doryism • Derpism • Dergism • derism • Derynism

Doryism

To say something random. Normally results in been given strange looks and being called 'Dory', even though the words sounded perfectly logical within the speakers head.

"Keep on swimming!"
or
"Blah, blah, blah de blah. Wow, Squidgey."
"Oh, Dory!"

Doryism by Anna 'Dory' Ledsham February 3, 2004