Deryism 

Ongoing and never ending contradiction between two or more persons.

''I'm taller than u''
''No, I'm taller than u''
''No,i'm taller than u!''
''Must we engage in useless deryism?''

Deryism by Pete Spencer June 4, 2004

Derpism 

An incredibly stupid joke in which the only laughter comes from the person who told it. This is usually followed by an audible inhalation through the mouth, otherwise know as a Kenny.

Hater #1: Dude, did you hear that Bryant almost crapped his pants?

Hater #2: Yeah dude, I heard you had to make an emergency stop at Waffle House so he could get to a toilet!

Kenny Oliver: Hehe, yeah, we should call him Waffle House! (loud oral inhalation)

Haters 1 and 2: What a Derpism, Kenny is such a dumb fuck!

Derpism by Filthy McNasty October 23, 2005

Doryism

To say something random. Normally results in been given strange looks and being called 'Dory', even though the words sounded perfectly logical within the speakers head.

"Keep on swimming!"
or
"Blah, blah, blah de blah. Wow, Squidgey."
"Oh, Dory!"

Doryism by Anna 'Dory' Ledsham February 3, 2004

Dergism

When a group of horny friends that have no limits set up a Snapchat group to send nudes into.

I just made a Dergism the other day. I saw my bestos tits

Dergism by Niall Barr January 20, 2017

Derynism 

A word created by an awesome former A* English student

That Derynism is so scrumptiosious that everyone will be saying that shit in no time. Collins dictionary, we coming for you.

Derynism by Rainmiester August 12, 2021

Derpism 

THE RELIGION WHICH YOU WORSHIP THE HONEENO GODS

I decided to follow Derpism.

Derpism by intondus December 7, 2018

derism 

Derism means REALLY deranged in the brain

You give my brain derism

derism by Wifeyofevanpeters December 6, 2021