Derpotologist
An individual who studies all things derp. i.e all things retarded and otherwise belligerently stupid.
Billy is a derpotologist
Derpotologist by Goat Herder 33 February 9, 2012
Derpotoligist
(1) Man 1: I get paid 500 dollars a day... to watch, study, and take notes on people doing stupid, stupid things. and just genrally...derping! thats why they call me a Derpotoligist.
(2) Man 1: derpety-derpety-derp! derp derp derp.
Man 2: Dude! that guys a frikkin derpotoligist!
(2) Man 1: derpety-derpety-derp! derp derp derp.
Man 2: Dude! that guys a frikkin derpotoligist!
Derpotoligist by Blubbernug July 25, 2010
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dermatologist by NICE.LIKE.THAT April 28, 2006
Herpotologist
Jenni-" Man, that was a good arse orange."
Kyle-"Double U tee eff! That was a clemintine!"
Herpotologist-"That is correct, sir."
Kyle-"Double U tee eff! That was a clemintine!"
Herpotologist-"That is correct, sir."
Herpotologist by Sammy Citrus April 26, 2005
derpatologist
1) An alternative for hurpatologist.
2) A professional idiot.
3) A person who studies things that have no value or teaches them.
4) A social justice warrior.
2) A professional idiot.
3) A person who studies things that have no value or teaches them.
4) A social justice warrior.
derpatologist by Hatemail.com April 17, 2017
Dermatologist
Dermatologist by JeffIsGoat December 5, 2018
derpologist
noun.
Plural noun - Derpologists
1. A person who practices Derpology.
A Derpologist can be self-appointed or honorarily recognized as a professional after dealing with innumerable dense-vapid fucktards. A Derpologists' talents are measured by their ability to avoid derps entirely. Although seemingly impossible, even a strict limitation on derp-like activity is regarded as a near God-like ability.
Plural noun - Derpologists
1. A person who practices Derpology.
A Derpologist can be self-appointed or honorarily recognized as a professional after dealing with innumerable dense-vapid fucktards. A Derpologists' talents are measured by their ability to avoid derps entirely. Although seemingly impossible, even a strict limitation on derp-like activity is regarded as a near God-like ability.
derpologist by 0fash0 October 5, 2017
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