Derpik

A deer that thrives in his natural habitat by playing nonstop COD.

Deer: Dude I was up all night playing call of duty in the newest update...
Trayvonne: It's obviously because you're a derpik

by Iliekdepoopsinlebut October 18, 2013

derikus

Derikus is a kid who doesn't stop for no one who achieves greatness and still remember where he came from

I can't believe Derikus made it to the NBA man.

by Pugh March 22, 2017

Derping

Scared and coughing

Call Me Kevin is derping.

by Ilovebearnoises December 3, 2020

Derping

Coughing while at the same time being scared

I was Derping

by BobbyPink December 3, 2020

derping

Scared and coughing at the same time.

"During the year 2020, a lot of us were derping."

by tophfan December 3, 2020

Derpism

An incredibly stupid joke in which the only laughter comes from the person who told it. This is usually followed by an audible inhalation through the mouth, otherwise know as a Kenny.

Hater #1: Dude, did you hear that Bryant almost crapped his pants?

Hater #2: Yeah dude, I heard you had to make an emergency stop at Waffle House so he could get to a toilet!

Kenny Oliver: Hehe, yeah, we should call him Waffle House! (loud oral inhalation)

Haters 1 and 2: What a Derpism, Kenny is such a dumb fuck!

by Filthy McNasty October 23, 2005

Derpixon

Derpixon is for weebs who like hentai or beet der meat

Lets Watch Sum Derpixon To Get My White Sfthuff Out

by SkinnerDaddy April 19, 2021