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Derpmates
A variation of the word teammates, a Derpmate is the kind of player you encounter 99% of the time on Xbox Live or Playstation Network while playing first-person shooters. Derpmates are generally poorly skilled at the game, fail to follow directions, and generally just make the game un-playable and not fun, by constantly dying and screwing up while you're trying to get them to do the god damn Shangri-la Easter Egg!
Why Treyarch did you make an Easter Egg that requires four players, then match me up with three Derpmates!!!
by AnnoyedXbox360Guy on Jul 8, 2011
by AnnoyedXbox360Guy on Jul 8, 2011
Derpmates by AnnoyedXbox360Guy July 9, 2011
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Derpatology
Is the observation that common socially acceptable behaviors, reactionary standards of dispute resolution, interests in higher learning and "self betterment" are on the sharp decline in America and some other country/states . Many Derpatologists agree; with the constant incline of the state of "Derp", lower I.Q's will follow at an equal or sharply worsening rate.
Very un-common to use in sentence structure, since it's not science just rhetoric at this point. But as a rudimentary example:
"Got my B.S. in Sociology. Served four years in Peace Core. Became a parole officer. Yada yada yada, later found my way into derpatology."
"Got my B.S. in Sociology. Served four years in Peace Core. Became a parole officer. Yada yada yada, later found my way into derpatology."
Derpatology by Bob Dobbs IV June 4, 2013
Derpbatable
Like saying debatable only you say it when someone says something stupid that really isn't debatable.
*Stupid girl interrupts class*
Girl: "I have a really funny story to tell!"
Guy: "That's derpbatable."
Girl: "I have a really funny story to tell!"
Guy: "That's derpbatable."
Derpbatable by GES4 December 2, 2010
derpatitis
An unusually incurable disorder in which the infected derp uncontrollably and prevents them from being a functional member of society or something of that nature.
derpatitis by The cure. >:D July 7, 2012
derpcaps
1. When capital letters are used in sentences randomly, accidentally, or in places that are unnecessary, in a way which is annoying.
2. When someone is typing with the caps lock on without noticing, demonstrating extreme noobishness.
2. When someone is typing with the caps lock on without noticing, demonstrating extreme noobishness.
Guy: hEY EVERYONE. jUST GOT THROWN OUT OF mED CUZ i KILLED A CHIHUAHUA.
Grammer Nazi: Dude, derpcaps!
Grammer Nazi: Dude, derpcaps!
derpcaps by theguywiththesunglasses November 24, 2010
Derpbate
To persist with an argument (typically on the internet) to the point beyond diminishing returns with the persistence of idiocy. A derpbate often involves two parties (often on the internet) in mild-to-extreme disagreement repeating each others points with slight modification in response to one another. A portmanteau of "Derp" and "Debate."
Sunday, sunday, SUNDAY, watch the socially inept Randroid debate the campus Communist in the CAGE on a politics forum! You do not want to miss one excruciating line of this ten hour derpbate!