Derpmates

A variation of the word teammates, a Derpmate is the kind of player you encounter 99% of the time on Xbox Live or Playstation Network while playing first-person shooters. Derpmates are generally poorly skilled at the game, fail to follow directions, and generally just make the game un-playable and not fun, by constantly dying and screwing up while you're trying to get them to do the god damn Shangri-la Easter Egg!

Why Treyarch did you make an Easter Egg that requires four players, then match me up with three Derpmates!!!
by AnnoyedXbox360Guy on Jul 8, 2011

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dermatos

Meaning 'of skin' in the Greek, it is the most lifelike prosthesis available.

The patient was fit with a dermatos prosthesis.

dermatos by www.dermatos.com March 23, 2004

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Derpbate

To persist with an argument (typically on the internet) to the point beyond diminishing returns with the persistence of idiocy. A derpbate often involves two parties (often on the internet) in mild-to-extreme disagreement repeating each others points with slight modification in response to one another. A portmanteau of "Derp" and "Debate."

Sunday, sunday, SUNDAY, watch the socially inept Randroid debate the campus Communist in the CAGE on a politics forum! You do not want to miss one excruciating line of this ten hour derpbate!

Derpbate by HeySeuss November 13, 2011

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Dumpmates

Dumpmates (n)

When one or more people are in the same room as someone who is pooping, those previously stated are considered dumpmates .

Jan had to become dumpmates with her boyfriend when he was pooping, and she had to do her makeup in the same room as him in order not to be late.

Dumpmates by Arizona Concept August 8, 2016

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Dermatise

To preserve the skin of a deceased animal via taxidermy for the purpose of artistic, functional, or technological transformation.

"I didn't want to just bury my hamster, so I decided to dermatise him and put him on the bookshelf."

Dermatise by HaydenT February 6, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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