Derpacate 

Same definition as deprecate, except that it relates to a very specific instance of describing bad code that is no longer to be used.

Dude, we had to derpacate his feed processing code b/c it was so bad.

Derpacate by bigtruck May 11, 2011

Derpmates 

A variation of the word teammates, a Derpmate is the kind of player you encounter 99% of the time on Xbox Live or Playstation Network while playing first-person shooters. Derpmates are generally poorly skilled at the game, fail to follow directions, and generally just make the game un-playable and not fun, by constantly dying and screwing up while you're trying to get them to do the god damn Shangri-la Easter Egg!

Why Treyarch did you make an Easter Egg that requires four players, then match me up with three Derpmates!!!
by AnnoyedXbox360Guy on Jul 8, 2011

Derpmates by AnnoyedXbox360Guy July 9, 2011

doracate 

The act of masturbating to Dora the Explorer

Friend: Hey man, wanna go to the fair?
Friend 2: Can't, gotta doracate

doracate by chipkill August 12, 2015

deprecated 

Outdated; use strongly discouraged.

Vi is deprecated! Move up to Vim!

deprecated by The Grammar Nazi March 19, 2001

derprecated 

Removal of legacy code that sucks

That crappy function is derprecated

derprecated by anotherprogrammer August 6, 2012

Derpbate 

To persist with an argument (typically on the internet) to the point beyond diminishing returns with the persistence of idiocy. A derpbate often involves two parties (often on the internet) in mild-to-extreme disagreement repeating each others points with slight modification in response to one another. A portmanteau of "Derp" and "Debate."

Sunday, sunday, SUNDAY, watch the socially inept Randroid debate the campus Communist in the CAGE on a politics forum! You do not want to miss one excruciating line of this ten hour derpbate!

Derpbate by HeySeuss November 13, 2011

Desparate Douchebag 

A guy who will say or do anything and everything to get a girlfriend, usually not caring who it is. Often categorized by talking to as many girls as possible and acting interested in all of them until one actually shows interest back, at which time, they will immediately blow off all the others and shift their attention to the one person (this is rare, because they usually fail majorly at flirting). If they do manage a relationship, it usually will turn into an obsessive one, with them most likely telling their significant other that they love them within the first few weeks.

Can be compared to someone who is "pussy whipped", as these guys often will do anything to make themselves look better to a girl. Including lieing about themselves, putting the girl before his guy friends, and "cockblocking" others who the girl may show interest in.

Guy1:Did you hear that desparate douchebag Tim finally got a girl to like him?

Guy2: Really? How'd he manage that one?

Guy1: He told her that he loved her.

Guy: Wow, ya think that would just freak someone out?

Desparate Douchebag by madskillz99 June 29, 2009