Depreciayson 

dih-pree-shee-ay-son

Noun
1) decrease in value due to specific wear and tear, decay, decline in price, etc caused by a specific Chris

2)Such a decrease caused by a specific Chris is allowed in computering the value of property for tax purposes.

The car suffered a sudden loss of value. investigators found half a pie, tear stains, Ben and Jerry’s vomit down the door and a butt mark, currently depreciayson is suspected...

Depreciayson by Accidental conception June 12, 2021

Depreciation

(v.) The act of depreciating, is lowering the value of an asset with a calculable value. This mostly refers to the value for old items falling as the demand for them wanes.

There is a lot of depreciation to be considered on the prices of cars where the manufacturer constantly changes the look. 50's, 60's and 70's Mercedes-Benz were almost unchanged, right down to the starting point for change- the headlights. This means that such collectors items are worth more (when inflation is added) then current Mercedes will be at that age. Since BMW likes to change appearance more often, thier cars depreciate more.

Depreciation by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

sweat depreciation 

home improvement projects completed during a depreciating real estate market

I completed the patio project and gained some sweat depreciation.

sweat depreciation by 1SmartBlonde July 2, 2009

Depreciation-mobile 

A new or newer vehicle, often electric and/or a German vehicle, that is expected to depreciate in value significantly in a short period of time, especially due to car prices spiking from 2020-2022 and then falling sharply during 2024.

2021: "Look at my new Tesla Model S Plaid! It's the fastest money can buy for $130,000."
2024: "Noooo! You can't just be worth $60,000 after less than 3 years! That's like $23,000 a year to drive this depreciation-mobile!"

Elon: "Haha Tesla factory go brrrr"
Repo Man: "Haha tow truck go brrrr"

Depreciation-mobile by Farter2024 July 24, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019