Denver Omlette

The act of placing your nutsac on the back tire of a bicycle, then having someone mount the bicycle, and begin to ride it, skipping and smacking your balls around.

"Dude, why are you limping?"
"I got soooo drunk and decided to make a denver omlette."
"sounds good!"
"no dude... my testicles got smashed..."

by r3dpub June 13, 2008

Denver Omelette

The act of vomiting while eating out a particularly dirty vagina, then continuing until completion.

A;'Dude, I met up with this chick on a camping trip, I ate her pussy on like her fourth day of hiking and not showering!'

B;'That's fucking nasty, did she smell?'

A;'Fuck yeah, I ended up giving her a Denver Omelette!'

by pFinneganr April 8, 2009

Denver Omelette

A sex act that also satiates hunger, this is achieved when one partner stuffs one or more store bought eggs into the vagina or butt of the other partner. The couple then proceeds to have sex in a hot tub. Once the eggs are fully beaten and cooked from the hot tub sex, the couple does a sixty-nine.

I wanted salsa with my Denver Omelette so I jizzed while we were having sex in the hot tub.

by bexla March 17, 2010

Denver Omelette

To dunk your nutsack in a chicks mouth and then slap her accross the face.
Origin: Denver, 2005

I was just going to Teabag that bitch but I got carried away and made her a Denver Omelette!

by DC2DAOC September 12, 2005

denver omelette

Named for the city in which I recieved this wonderful gift, the "Denver Omelette" is when a man kneels above a woman's face as she sucks on his scrotum whilst another young lady simultaneously deep throats his engorged member.

The next time you're in Colorado be sure to look up Laura & Julie. They'll whip you up a MEAN Denver Omelette!

by djrock247 January 5, 2009

denver omlete

Fucking (and ejaculating inside of ) an elderly woman hard and quick, using butter or cooking oil for lube.

I've always wanted to make Betty White a denver omlete.

by nliquid4m April 30, 2014

Denver Omelette

When you loose explosive poop (see Havana Omelette), but there’s so much it creates a mound above the water line that resembles the Rocky Mountains west of Denver.

Dude… that toilet is outta commission. I just laid a Denver Omelette and it’s clogged.

by Deuce the Dung Foo Master February 12, 2024