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DeFester 

a person who reads into an event, action and implies things that only exist in certain dimensions of altered states of reality.

a conspiracy theorist who believes certain aging, balding, moustached pro wrestlers are relevant to all things in modern society

a suspected homosexual who speaks of wearing sweet interview pants that show off his package yet is generally heterosexual

a person who would have sexual relations with Hulk Hogan
This DeFester at the bar was telling me how because a fan in the crowd at WWE RAW was wearing a yellow shirt that meant Hulk Hogan was restarting WCW.

I was shopping at the mall when this total DeFester walked by with a weight belt around his waist. Seriously my eyebrows were about to be cinged off when his hot wife came up.
DeFester by Dan-ster November 2, 2006
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delester 

a guy who is a typical jerk and flirts with every girl....but really hes just in it to do it. hes extrmemely moody and all he cares about is partying, sex, and drugs/drinking. he tries to start crap with everyone, and he is very hard to get along with.
dude that guy is such a man whore, what a delester.
delester by katkat49 January 12, 2011

denkster 

1. Dutch for a female thinker. (denken =to think)
2. Dutch for someone who is a star in thinking (ster= star)
See www.denkster.nl
denkster by Eveline Bernard November 16, 2003
Is a word to describ a bad-ass mutha fucka a BAMF.
Dude Dane is a DANESTER a pimp daddy.
Danester by r2d2345 April 16, 2007

denkster 

da One nd Onli m ! n $ t 3 r
denkster is m ! n $ t 3 r
denkster by erica April 24, 2003

Detesterone 

Used when refering to someone who is abnormally angry or refering to strong levels of hate for someone. A cross between detest and testosterone.
He has really high levels of detesterone, he needs to get a glass of water and calm down!

I have so much detesterone for Bex
Detesterone by Bex n Rachel June 9, 2007
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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