Demowcrats

Da "little red hen" Congressional party --- i.e., they are da ones who perform all of da laborious crops-management, while their Reapublican counterparts just wanna gleefully "harvest" da proceeds of said hard work.

After planting, watering, and tending feed-grasses all spring and summer unassisted, da DeMOWcrats asked fer help wif cutting down da hay-stalks, but da Reapublicans --- or rather, da "Republican'ts" --- all indolently said, "Not I." So da Democrats did said timothy-and-alfalfa gathering and baling themselves, as well, then asked who would help them EAT said succulent straw, whereupon their GOP colleagues all eagerly replied, "I will!" "I will!" "I will!"

Demowcrats by QuacksO May 3, 2026

Democrat Party

One of the 2 dominant parties in the United States. Out of the 2 the Democrat Party seems to be more hypocritical and less unifying, as seen in Bidens' speech that took place a few days ago, he was being so divisive whist pretending he was unifying.

"I'm a part of the Democrat Party"
"ok"

Democrat Party by Dark Brandon September 4, 2022

Democratic Party 

A party that consists of two warring groups. The first have known as blue dog conservative democrats consisting of 2 dollar whores who suckle the corporate interests and bathe in the corruption created in the absence of liberal red cat republicans and the extinction of moderate republicans long purged by the ghost of Ronald Reagan to fuel his inevitable resurrection for the end of days

The second half consisting Liberal Progressives who hold the Radical Idea of maintaining government for the people, working class, and using tax dollars to maintain a functioning government instead, the Wealthy Feudal Corporate Overlords and a Industrial Military Complex as decreed by the Natural Order.

One need not fear such an event occurring so long as the Republicans and the Blue Dogs(aka Diet republicans). Maintain the facade of a 2 party democracy to protect the Oligarchy. Such protections include democrats bending over backwards to bipartisanly give republicans 99% of what they desire, tax breaks for the wealthy, Pay to prevent Progressive movements, DarkMoney, Gas lighting , Voter suppression, Media Blackouts, Calling people who worked in the Civil and Women's rights Movements racists or sexist.

Democratic Party loves to Gas Light Progressives

Democratic Party by Pippin Jay August 17, 2019

Brunch Democrat 

A slang term usually aimed at American Democrat voters (generally those who are upper middle class or rich) who care more about being mildly inconvenienced by not being able to go to brunch than they do about people who aren't as better off as them.

The term originated during the Women's March on Washington in 2017, where several white women held up signs that said "If Hillary were president, we'd be at brunch."

"In American politics you can be one of three people: The Millionaire, The poor Republican/Democrat, or the Brunch Democrat. No one likes the Brunch Democrat."

Brunch Democrat by Julius J October 27, 2020

Democrat 

The proper way to refer to someone of the Democratic party.

Also an Insult or Slur because democrats are fucking ass and no one like them.

You are a fucking democrat and I don't want to be your friend any more.

Democrat by ObsoleteChrisBob July 16, 2023

Democrat 

Inventors of the Klan. And pro slavery

Democrats are not your friends

Democrat by Meeeeee2 September 5, 2022

Democrat 

In short, a dumbass that sits on their balls all day expecting raised taxes for others and more money for themselves. These people likely call anyone who has a differing opinion than them racist, spends more of their time on twitter than actually doing something productive and beneficial for the world, believes it's possible to magically bend the rules of science and change your gender, and lots and lots of more terrible and illogical things. They also say untrue things and spread terrible rumors about presidents that they don't like. These people additionally expect to be taken care of for free from the government like a little spoiled baby. Ask any white 13 - 30 year old if they're a democrat, they'll most likely say yes.

Guy A: I expect to be taken care of from the government and I complain about not being rich. I'm white and I feel *sniff* really oppressed...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIVE ME MONEY FOR FREE ALL I DO IS SIT ON MY ASS ALL DAY AND EXPECT TO BE PAID YAAAYYYYY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY.

Guy B: Get the fuck away from me you crazy retard. I bet you think that you can swap your gender whenever you feel like. Stupid democrat.

Democrat by CoolAlien March 24, 2022