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Demonte is Smart, Funny, Athletic, and very faithful. Never will be a fake friend. Very freaky but doesn't show it in public. Very good at video games a clutch player and a fast learner. once you get to know Demonte he is one of the coolest people you'll ever meet.
demonte is never fake hes always a real one
Demonte by loveablemug April 12, 2021
Demonte could always fuck your bitch
demonte by Chiggady May 24, 2014

devontez 

hot ass muthafucka, who is sweet, cool, and all the guys want to be him.
OMG look at that hot guy! He name must be devontez!
devontez by mehey June 16, 2011
a guy that goes around flirting on discord . he always promoters his music like we haven’t listened to it already . very kind hearted guy tho
ohh demonte think he smoov
demonte by wanni December 18, 2020
Very fine unique kind person but also don't care about people feeling and Demontrez is also very hostile and not nice to every one He is also slept on by every one and has a lot of girls hitting his line
Don't mess with demontrez
Demontrez by Long Cock Johnny December 21, 2016

Demontears 

To not be able to cry due to you being a demon. O-o (Adjective)

Origin: DemonTears.com; that Roleplay site.
"I'm so demontears that my eyes are drying out!"
Demontears by Achi December 22, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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