Demetress 

A Person Who Is Named This… Is Cleary That Bitch ! And U Better Respect Them Cause They Clearly Isnt One To Be Played With !

Demetress Stepped Outside In His Balenciagas Today

Demetress by anonymous November 23, 2021

Demetrius 

A really cute, usually black guy who loves either basketball or football, usually a player but can be loyal. Usually falls in love with girls in middle, but always has his eyes on one. He has a sense a humor, & always makes people laugh.

Yo demetrius how was football practice?

Demetrius by Fleeboy88 March 20, 2015

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association? 

The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')

Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association? by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021

Demetrios 

Heroic modern name derived from the ancient Greek hero "Demetrios the vigorous", who in his legendary journeys, defeated Flatulos the eight nippled beast of Mycenae and neutered the Cycladic ogre known as Testiclees the mighty. Bearers of the name Demetrios are imbued with the power that this name has bestowed upon them and are well regarded for their many incedible feats of manliness. People who have this name are known to be accomplished, desirable, magnificent and noble. Never engage in a test of wits with a Demetrios, for he will pants you, and all the world will see your cocktail frank and or vajoojoo.

Man #1: "I don't understand it. All the women in my family are pregnant at the same time, even my Grandma!"

Man #2: "Say, didn't some guy named Demetrios move in next door to you recently?"

Demetrios by Leo Batfish III February 3, 2010

Dempressed 

Pretending to be depressed with the goal of receiving attention, validation and sympathy from others.

1: George seems so down recently.
2: Don't buy into it they're just being dempressed.

Dempressed by timmothymackarel January 8, 2022

demetrus 

Demetrus is a name given to someone of godly decent. Derived from the name Demeter the Goddess of harvest and agriculture. It is a very unique name for a very unique person. And typically very athletic and handsome

Wow did you see Demetrus at the track meet?

demetrus by Sliim81 March 13, 2017

deepression 

The darkest most painful level of depression.

Complete and utter sadness

I can't believe after half our lives together, over 20 years, she just walked out. I'm just stuck in this deepression, man!

deepression by Alabaster Croti September 25, 2011