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Demerol
meperidine (me PER i deen)
Demerol is in a class of drugs called narcotic analgesics. It relieves pain.
Demerol is used to treat moderate-to-severe pain.
Shondrika broke her arm and when we were at the hospital the nurse gave her a shot of Demerol. She immediately broke into sweats then puked in a garbage can. Wow she said' I feel better now!
Demerol by Jeremy Clark September 8, 2007
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Demerol Shades 

The extremely darkened or black lensed sunglasses worn by people into the ER, Urgent Care, or doctors office to gain sympathy from staff in an attempt to increase the amount of medication they hope to receive for their 'headache' pain.
Dr Morphi-- Sooooo, tell me about your illness today?

Sick Sally-- (lowers cell phone) Ooooo doctor! My head is just pounding! I had to wear my dark shades today because even the dimmest light increases my pain! Nothing I tried at home is strong enough! Please help!

Dr Morphi--😲

Sick Sally--😎

Dr Morphi-- (waking away) mutters 'damn Demerol shades'...

Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator 

This high-power laser is used by a CPS (see Carbon Proton Synthesiser) to imprint smiley faces on the protons of Carbon atoms. If this laser is aimed into the night sky, the dot can be seen on the surface of Neptune.
Invented by F.S.E.V
This Carbon Proton Synthesiser is not use without a Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator, you idiot!

dimeroll 

Bobby has never been able to satisfy the ladies, mostly due to that dimeroll he has in his pants.
dimeroll by djrbond007 February 1, 2018

Deverolicism 

The Practice in worshipping the one true God in this world. He came from nowhere to save us sinners in Canada and he will clean the world in a matter of seconds if at his true power. Even just saying his name causes a thunderclap that's bigger than a whole thunderstorm. He defeated Thanos just by looking at him and he vaporizes all sinners within a 2km radius. This God demands a minority sacrifice every Wednesday or else he will create WW2 again. We've had it once and he sent Hitler. We don't want that again. The Cops help enforce this sacrifice. Deverolicism is the only religion. All hail God
Me: Hey I worship the one true God. The God of Deverolicism.
Guy 1: That's cool but I'm Jewis...
(God obliterates Guy 1 in a firey pit of death)
Guy 2: damn *Bows to God*
Me: We have no choice, please just let me see my kids
Decent human being unwilling to be swayed from their beliefs in equality no matter how much trump supporters cuss or insult others in defense of their "beliefs".
Wow, that demtroll still feels the political state of our country is in trouble after that trump supporter said "fuck killary".
demtroll by Tophisme01 August 24, 2017

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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