the amazing transformation that comes over someone that works in law enforcement/securtiy. It occurs simultaneously with the donning of the uniform. The wearer instantly feels invincible and develops a "Im Superior" attitude.
Suzie-- honey your sooo nice to me, buying me all those flowers for my birthday.
Jeremiah--awww honey, your welcome
(gets dressed in his black uniform)
Suzie-- Have a safe nite, i love you!
Jeremiah-- Watever woman! When i get home you better be in the kitchen, making me some pie! Because Im the MAN!
Suzie--(muttering) damn black uniform syndrome