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Deverolicism

The Practice in worshipping the one true God in this world. He came from nowhere to save us sinners in Canada and he will clean the world in a matter of seconds if at his true power. Even just saying his name causes a thunderclap that's bigger than a whole thunderstorm. He defeated Thanos just by looking at him and he vaporizes all sinners within a 2km radius. This God demands a minority sacrifice every Wednesday or else he will create WW2 again. We've had it once and he sent Hitler. We don't want that again. The Cops help enforce this sacrifice. Deverolicism is the only religion. All hail God

Me: Hey I worship the one true God. The God of Deverolicism.
Guy 1: That's cool but I'm Jewis...
(God obliterates Guy 1 in a firey pit of death)
Guy 2: damn *Bows to God*
Me: We have no choice, please just let me see my kids

by SomeRandomGuy669 March 28, 2019