Delvonating 

The process of getting females, and having them on your dick. Having a whole lotta bitches. Getting mad respect from the homies and anyone else in the area

I plan on delvonating girl.
Delvonating is an art not masterd by many

Delvonating by thatdudethatnigga July 6, 2011

Delmonting 

When a programmer deploys a piece of code on a Friday afternoon and leaves for the weekend, completely unaware that their piece of code just took down the entire product and no one else knows how to fix the problem because the code is either way too complex or just completely incoherent.

This company has not tolerant delmonting.

Delmonting by apparentlyIcodestuff November 26, 2014

Delvoning 

verb:

1. To cheat in a card game, often a collectible card game
2. To become angry or agitated during a game because it is not going your way or after losing a game
3. To claim that one was not cheating with a flimsy and entirely untrue reason when it was obvious that they were cheating

1. "I saw you delvoning when you took two cards when you were supposed to draw one."
2. "He was delvoning after I played the card that won me the game, and he yelled and stormed out of the room."
3. "He was delvoneing after I saw him look at his deck, but he said he was just making sure they were in order."

Delvoning by Dexter1062 June 1, 2018

detonating gonaditis 

(n.) the medical name for exploding testicles. It is divided into two types, Acute Regional Gonadotrophic Hernioma (ARGH) the less serious of the two, and the always life-threatening Osteoulcerative Colonic Hernioma (OuCH).The first variety is the most common form of the disease. It is characterized by swelling of one or more testicles and acute pain in the groin region. This is accompanied by insomnia, lethargy, and in some cases, severe flatulence. Although not immediately life threatening, if left untreated the gonads will continue to swell until the patient is forced to continuously squat, eventually, the gonads burst without warning, emitting an audible pop. In the second form of the disease, detonation occurs spontaneously and without warning, which can be far more psychologically traumatic for the patient than it is physically. Even still, the force generated by the rapid pressure release can cause significant injury to the vital organs, resulting in an immediate coma and death. It is estimated that more people are killed each year from Detonating Gonaditus than are killed on the roads.

Both forms of detonating gonaditis are believed to have both genetic and environmental components. If a patient has the disease, then their risk of developing the disease in later life is believed to be close to 100%. Similarly, the risk factor is increased by smoking, drinking, and sex.

I can't believe what happened to Buddy. His balls just exploded! The paramedics said it was another sad case of detonating gonaditis.

detonating gonaditis by Blenderhead1991 September 9, 2010

self-detonating google bomb 

creating a google bomb to promote your own webpage. intentionally manipulation google page ranking to make your webpage be within the top search results.

steve lerner created a webpage french military victories which when searched for using googles im feeling lucky button. would display a spoof page suggesting search of french military defeats.

self-detonating google bomb by bigposerhead February 8, 2005

dildonating 

Using a dildo. Masturbating.

Kelly was dildonating her fat vag last night. Yeah, I saw it and it was really gross.

dildonating by Vive Cuervo November 14, 2009

detonating sanchez 

An affectionate term for an affectionate act. After completing the act of sweet loving, the male wipes his hand across his ass, runs his finger across his woman's top lip and inserts an explosive device in her mouth, preferably an M-80 firecracker or a fragmentation grenade.

Please accept this detonating sanchez as a token of my affection...oh, shit, sorry, I blew your face off; I'll go get a towel.

detonating sanchez by Dan Chen September 30, 2003