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Delusionality 

Delusional + Reality = Delusionality

When someone goes as far as confusing their own personal delusions with reality.

plural form: Delusionalities
When she told me that she swore she seen a glowing-pink horse with giant wings flying around town, I knew she was a victim of her own delusionality.
Delusionality by Buck,, Neeley July 13, 2012

Delusionalist 

Someone who uses ancient belief systems to explain the world around them. These belief systems are not grounded in reality and only serve to help the person cope with things they cannot understand. The delusionalist thinks the burden is on the evidence to reconcile itself with his delusions.
Is he a schizophrenic? No, he's a delusionalist.
Delusionalist by Enemy combatant January 30, 2010

hairy palm delusionalist 

a bloke who chats up random girls but only gets as far as their phone numbers before they realise he's a complete twat and only talk to him out of sympathy.

This guy is probabally a virgin in his very late teens lying about the many girls he's bedded. yet thinks he's the hot shit!

The give away is the fact he acts like a complete virgin and will also have made up an unbelievable senario of loosing his virginity at a ridiculously young age with some one many years older!
that mouthy saddo, he is a hairy Palm delusionalist

delusionalization 

delusionalization(c): The act of creating or forcing to create a delusion.
this entire world is suffering delusionalization

Delusionalism 

When your homegirls or a person you know has no sense of reality and they really believe the phuckery going on in their lives . Delusionalism can have your life in a big mess and getting played .
I had some home girls that were suffering with a really high dosage of Delusionalism , they were all fighting over a guy with a really small penis, big stomach , going bald and still married legally , but in their heads he'd make a really great husband ! Lol

Delusionalmentalityism 

When deprived of sleep the brain shuts down unnecessary centers of the brain such as pain, inhibition and other noncritical systems leading to the onset of the false sense of security that comes on from extreme fatigue from being overworked or from lack of sleep. commonly known as "One more hour won't hurt" or "I can handle a few more beers"
Brian went on a booze bender this weekend causing the Delusionalmentalityism that he will be able to wake up in time for his tests.
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