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delusionist 

Someone who is a master of their own delusions to the point where they exist in the dual planes of true and false realities, often exhibiting extreme mood swings resulting from the conflicts of planar coexistence and living in an impenetrable state of constant denial. The delusionist often has a hard time interpreting non-verbal communication, and in some extreme cases, straight-forward verbal communication, when it contradicts their false reality. Along with their failure to take even the most obvious of hints, they often have a high opinion of themselves and are obsessed with keeping their ego over-inflated to compensate for their numerous inadequacies. In an effort to illustrate some degree of normalcy, and to offset his or her frequent visitations to the false reality when relating to a particular subject matter, the delusionist will have a tendency to point out and/or over-emphasize any incident or situation that is merely a mediocrity in the true reality.
He's been talking about that pipe-dream for years without making a bit of progress, yet with all the things he's presently juggling, he thinks he's gonna make that happen now? Wow! That boy there is a delusionist!

Delusioniod 

A person who believes he has talents, skills and/or intelligence he simply doesn't possess. Delusioniods frequently are immensely unskilled and often tragically bad at the pursuit they claim to master. A delusioniod will not accept criticism or reality. A delusioniod will spend more time berating and bullying his detractors than he will honing his craft. The largest concentration of delusioniods aspire to be singers and actors. There are no successful or famous delusioniods.
Ishtar is the best, worst movie ever made about delusioniods.
If Great Aunt Madeline really thinks anyone will pay her to strip, she is a total delusioniod.
Delusioniod by Hugh Jerrickson October 26, 2011

Delusioning 

(Slang)Combination of delusional/illusioning.
Having false believe or conception.
Synonym: hallucinating
Luvpreet: is that a flying octopus?
Mei:naw ur just delusioning!
Hallucinating
Delusioning by Melodyxxlove June 14, 2011

Delusionalize

When something makes someone, or someone delusional.
1:Her house delusionalizes people. 2: oh dang look at Karen she must have been delusionalized by that car ride. 3: The smell of oranges delusionalizes Her whenever she smells it
Delusionalize by Imakewordsgoodhehe September 15, 2019

Delusionist 

People who see ghosts, believe in gods, or generally have unverifiable visions.
Look at all of those delusionists waiting for their turn to go to hell.
Delusionist by Lord Snarebottom November 19, 2010

delusionist 

A person who lives in a fantasy world where all constructs are a manifestation of his own delusions, lies and fabrications. One who has no grip on reality ans lives a life full of lies. Often propelled to falsely accuse and judge people, mixing his own twisted perception of his reality. He believes he is superior to everyone else and creates havoc and destruction in other people's livesfor his own self fish entertainment and pleasure. Pain equals pleasure for him. Another's pain that is. Especially people who are happy. The happiest he feels is when he is th cause of hurt and destruction I another's life. A truly unstable, mentally unstable and dangerous human being. Has no capacity to love. Obsession is not love. Obsession leads to destruction. Love leads to passion and happiness. This is something the delusionist will never understand
Delusionist equals a menace to the goodness of humanity
delusionist by love_maiden July 13, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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