Dingering 

Dingering is when a couple is dancing and the two individuals just can't contain themselves so the male "dingers" (catching the drift?) the female participant in a public display of animal-like affection.

Dude, did I see you dingering Jackie last night at the bar?" "She made me do it." "I just hoped you washed your hands before I watched you eat Steak N' Shake, you filthy bastard.

Dingering by Funny, funny girl... January 24, 2011

Dingering 

Passing an unreal amount of cars in a short period of time.

AJ Allmendinger was dingering around Mid-Ohio.

Dingering by EvilNascar June 6, 2021

Dingering 

Preface: the subject must have chosen to have dicks for fingers

When you finger someone with dick fingers.

Pete chose to have dicks for fingers so he went out on Saturday night and Dingered Sarah on the dance floor. Sarah was rapt.

OR

Pete the Porn Star, chose to up his porn star game, by having his fingers replaced with dicks. That then allowed him to wear his Spiderman costume, go ahead with Dingering Jane, and live out his dreams of a full spidey web.

Dingering by Dinger Jane March 6, 2020

fanny fingering formula 

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes

I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

fanny fingering formula by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest 

A Dark Web fictional all adult porn film that contains similar character's of the Harry Potter films, performing sexual acts with wands, fingers, energy stones and fudge. An Epstein island production cult film.

Severus Snape the sexual cult leader that follows the Talmud teachings, decide's that Hermione Granger should share some of her light energy to help repair his cursed soul after when he drinks the proper puka monatomic gold . Draco Malfoy (also a Talmuder) aids Severus on this mission, so Draco can also have a sip of proper puka monatomic gold. This will also gives Draco Paladin (black magic power) star energy for an easier progress of this world, but then having nothing in the after-life. This black magic power makes it a difficult challenge for Harry and Ron Weasley to expose Severus and Draco's satanic cult to the visionary world (to the so-called Gentiles).

Ron knows all about Draco's and Severus Sunday nights with Hermione, but Ron has been black-mailed by Severus to keep his mouth shut! But still gives Harry riddles to what is happening behind the scenes about his girlfriend Hermione in the hands (and fingers) of Draco and Severus. Harry clicked on and decided to make a fudge fest party with Hermione to draw people away from Snape's and Draco''s New World Order schemes. Harry then goes to expose their dirty schemes to his colleagues.

Example 1:

Rabbi: "Just going home to Dark web it and see what's on Red Room"

Tommy: "Go deeper and watch Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest!"

Example 2:

"Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa" is called "wee-fudge-dem-all-ova" in this cult film.

Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest by One Large June 17, 2020

Hick-dickering 

Screwing around, wasting time, and/or fucking the dog.

While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.

Hick-dickering by Sir Francis Bacon-strips November 8, 2010

egg fingering 

when you finger your bitch so deep you reach the fertelized eggs

yo, last night i was in so deep i think there was some deep egg fingering going on!

egg fingering by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017