Delaps 

A situation renters of tings like nice properties wish to ignore, and landlords hope they can gain a solution to that relieves them of their troubles.

Pav: Hey that shop owner has shut up and moved out. That gaff looks a state.

Aaron: Init. Damm bruv if he has not sorted his delaps, that brother is in trouble.
Pav: Totally his landlord gonna be on to him in no time.

Delaps by Surveyingcuz October 9, 2023

Delaps Legend

Surveyor or other person who helps tenants or people who rent properties get away without paying for repairs, decorating and more.

Mark: If you is not doing the delaps work, we is not paying a bean.
Pav: Thats only because we do not have the wonger. Come on this is not right.
Mark: What you gonna do... you can't make us pay, i am a delaps legend. You gotta be on something bruv.

Delaps Legend by Surveyingcuz October 9, 2023

delassus

Delassus group is the best Moroccan grower of snacking tomatoes!

Why I overslept my classes?

- I was at Dalassus meeting

- What is that?

-Here at Delassus we only want to give our customers the best. What is the best you may ask? Specially grown fruits grown to perfection and picked when ripe. We would never put any nasty chemicals like GMO or any other pesticides in our products. Other companies who only care for profits and mass produce can not even compare to us. At Delassus, we care for out fruits and our customers!

delassus by Retardelassus March 2, 2021

Urban Delays

Fast paced city life that slows to a crawl.

"What's with the Urban Delays?"
"What u talkin bout willis?"
"Bro, it took two hours to get the email with the link to review the definition I submitted to Urban Dictionary."

Urban Delays by flat tired February 1, 2013

delasia 

Delasia is the most baddest,prettiest,coolest,funniest,chill girl you can know,she got anger problems,but she's funny when she's mad,and she is a really bad bitch.

Delasia is a very pretty girl.

delasia by Lasiagotdaxannies March 13, 2017

DeLaSalle High School 

Dominantly White bitches who are stressed 99.99% of the time over “personal issues” and lack of friends. They disguise work service by telling the parents that work service is really easy and it’s basically free money when I’m reality it’s child labor. The pizza’s good but the grease causes obesity. The basketball and volleyball teams are good, everyone else is either garbage or mediocre. Most of the White boys are walking villagers of cultural appropriation.

Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: I got to Delasalle High School.
Person 3: That’s cold.

DeLaSalle High School by Animelover07 November 12, 2019

Dehaps 

Not Happy. Opposite of haps

i'm Dehaps!
Are you dehaps now? that you gambled your money away!

Dehaps by phenoxide October 8, 2009