Deise
Up the Deise boy!
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Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker
You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.
Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021
Mike Dense
And now, I am pleased to introduce our fine administration’s poster boy for flat affect, Mike Dense!
Mike Dense by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020
Hetero-Demisexual
A Hetero-Demisexual is someone being sexually attracted to the opposite gender, but only when a strong emotional bond is formed.
“Yo she’s a hetero-demisexual, right?”
“Yeah, man. She likes the opposite gender, but only loves someone when a strong bond is formed.”
“Cool!”
“Yeah, man. She likes the opposite gender, but only loves someone when a strong bond is formed.”
“Cool!”
Hetero-Demisexual by VictoriousQueen September 2, 2018
dense motherfucker
john: where did you lose did your phone?
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker
dense motherfucker by Dr. Ghostdad June 30, 2014
deisian
a student at Brandeis University that does most of the following:
- Wears a cape
- Found in the library on Thurs, Fri, or Saturday nights (drinking nights)
- Does not participate in athletics (non-athletic jew)
- Sings while eating at Sherman
- Owns clothes circa 1957
- Wears a cape
- Found in the library on Thurs, Fri, or Saturday nights (drinking nights)
- Does not participate in athletics (non-athletic jew)
- Sings while eating at Sherman
- Owns clothes circa 1957
"Check out that kid running into the castle."
"You mean that deisian wearing the cape?"
"Yeah, the one singing."
"You mean that deisian wearing the cape?"
"Yeah, the one singing."
deisian by einstein1957 November 8, 2009
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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