Deise

Waterford- The best county in Ireland!

Up the Deise boy!

by deisegirl August 12, 2008

Deise

A wonderful, cute and naughty girl that has a big heart and is very humble, patient and understanding. Likes to play and be played with. Also likes to laugh and has the cutest smile^^.

Deise is so fluffy!!😁😁

by KittyLovesBunny^^ November 23, 2021

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.

You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021

Mike Dense

A widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s Vice President.

And now, I am pleased to introduce our fine administration’s poster boy for flat affect, Mike Dense!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

Hetero-Demisexual

A Hetero-Demisexual is someone being sexually attracted to the opposite gender, but only when a strong emotional bond is formed.

“Yo she’s a hetero-demisexual, right?”
“Yeah, man. She likes the opposite gender, but only loves someone when a strong bond is formed.”
“Cool!”

by VictoriousQueen September 2, 2018

dense motherfucker

a person that doesn't understand something and totaly disregards it after it has been explained.

john: where did you lose did your phone?
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker

by Dr. Ghostdad June 30, 2014

deisian

a student at Brandeis University that does most of the following:

- Wears a cape
- Found in the library on Thurs, Fri, or Saturday nights (drinking nights)
- Does not participate in athletics (non-athletic jew)
- Sings while eating at Sherman
- Owns clothes circa 1957

"Check out that kid running into the castle."

"You mean that deisian wearing the cape?"

"Yeah, the one singing."

by einstein1957 November 8, 2009