Defuckled 

Having something you own getting all fucked up. Your property getting messed up without your doing.

My girfriend's sone defuckled my brand new starters jacket with gum.

Our son wasn't paying his parking tickets, so now his drivers license is defuckled.

That damn band pretty much defuckled the motel room before they checked out.

Defuckled by SpanishInsanity April 7, 2011

Befuckled 

1. Commonly used in military HQ's, charachterized by extreme confusion, and genuine, profound disorientation. Often the result of being given different and usually conflicting orders.
2. As above but brought about by a lack of skill or knowledge.

1. Wow that change to the briefing is going to have the staff completely Befuckled.

2. That LT has no clue about that; He's pretty much befuckled.

Befuckled by tankboy2k April 23, 2006

defunkle 

When someone causes an annoyance, but you are still dominating,.

Oh boy he just defunkled me! Imma kill him.

defunkle by Ziporty December 2, 2018

Befuckled 

So intensely shocked at someone's actions that you just think "What the fuck?"

I am befuckled that he actually thought she wouldn't find out

Befuckled by Shawty August 16, 2004

defucked 

To rectify/resolve/repair a normally unfixable thing or situation.

After I defucked the printer it was working perfectly.
I successfully defucked the car by replacing the engine. (Vella Jurd, 2014)

defucked by ElleJudd November 6, 2014

Difuckled 

synonym for really difficult. Use it as you please.

My life has become extremely difuckled.
My IQ is difuckled after watching that.

Difuckled by costradiant1 December 25, 2009

defunked 

When something happens, or is said/done to spoil a mood/atmosphere/occasion.

Has no connection with the adverts on this site.

"When Gerald showed up last night, he totally defunked the party."

"Who defunk your high? You seemed okay an hour ago."

defunked by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 10, 2006