Defuckled

Having something you own getting all fucked up. Your property getting messed up without your doing.

My girfriend's sone defuckled my brand new starters jacket with gum.

Our son wasn't paying his parking tickets, so now his drivers license is defuckled.

That damn band pretty much defuckled the motel room before they checked out.

by SpanishInsanity April 7, 2011

Befuckled

1. Commonly used in military HQ's, charachterized by extreme confusion, and genuine, profound disorientation. Often the result of being given different and usually conflicting orders.
2. As above but brought about by a lack of skill or knowledge.

1. Wow that change to the briefing is going to have the staff completely Befuckled.

2. That LT has no clue about that; He's pretty much befuckled.

by tankboy2k April 23, 2006

defunkle

When someone causes an annoyance, but you are still dominating,.

Oh boy he just defunkled me! Imma kill him.

by Ziporty December 2, 2018

Befuckled

So intensely shocked at someone's actions that you just think "What the fuck?"

I am befuckled that he actually thought she wouldn't find out

by Shawty August 16, 2004

defucked

To rectify/resolve/repair a normally unfixable thing or situation.

After I defucked the printer it was working perfectly.
I successfully defucked the car by replacing the engine. (Vella Jurd, 2014)

by ElleJudd November 6, 2014

Difuckled

synonym for really difficult. Use it as you please.

My life has become extremely difuckled.
My IQ is difuckled after watching that.

by costradiant1 December 25, 2009

defunked

When something happens, or is said/done to spoil a mood/atmosphere/occasion.

Has no connection with the adverts on this site.

"When Gerald showed up last night, he totally defunked the party."

"Who defunk your high? You seemed okay an hour ago."

by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 10, 2006