n. Defungeration is the art of skillfully bullshitting. Often useful when talking yourself into and/or out of a tricky situation.
It is often used to befuddle, mystify, bewilder, perplex, baffle, confuse, bamboozle, wonder, mull, brood, ponder, stump or puzzle others.
Matty VB defungerated to Sam and Hamish by proclaiming that the Scottish monarchy decend from migrants of the Pitcan Islands.
Sam used his powers of defungeration for evil when he told Rosie he couldn't be with her because he had to immediately fly to Sweden to see a man about a dog.
To defuggle is to have a female flop in a similar fashion to a dead fish, directly on top of you, to lay (when energy levels are low), on your chest, tummy to tummy- at this point the male will cuddle, or snuggle, her all evening.
We started off with a tuggle but she was very tired and soon we just ended up having a defuggle! much better than a standard cuddle
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.