Deflatio

Any sight, thought or statement that instantly destroys sexual arousal, especially in men. Psychological equivalent to a cold shower.

Meant to parody fellatio.

I was just about to score when a commercial for Dr. Phil came on the TV. Total Deflatio.

by LosButchos October 5, 2007

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morning deflation

When you wake up and start deflating after a nice long night of building up gas throughout your digestive system.

"*beepbeep, beepbeep, beepbeep*
*Stretch, yawn, fart, burp*
Looks like I have started my morning deflation"

"Honey can you take your morning deflation to the bathroom?"

"If I don't start my morning deflation soon I might explode"

by The_ALCH June 15, 2019

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Dick Deflator

Another term for Boner Killer. Something that deflates the dick when the dick is hard. Erectus interruptus. Hummer bummer.

Man I was jerking it to a porn and the phone rang and it was my Mom! Major dick deflator.

by sarasplayroom.com June 30, 2009

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Deflatriots

An NFL football team cheating in the playoffs by deflating the balls

The patriots are so deflatriots.

by Oooooooo10 January 15, 2018

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Word deflation

The phenomenon that occurs when a powerful descriptive word becomes popular and then loses its power though repetition and incorrect use. The word awesome was once reserved for sights like the Niagara Falls and accomplishments like climbing Mt. Everest, but now it can be appropriately used to describe a really good sandwich. Word deflation ultimately requires using or inventing an even more powerful descriptive word to gain the previous effect of the now deflated word. A car crash must be horrific if taking a really long time to find a parking spot is horrible.

I knew the word epic had suffered major word deflation when Kaylen used it to describe the results of his last trip to the bathroom.

by Topper 7770 July 4, 2011

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