Definate

This is not the way it's spelled!

The way to spell "definite" is DEFINITE.
There's no "A" in it! Dammit!
And, while I'm on the subject, there is no "A" in "excellent"!

Definate by Anonymous August 6, 2003

Definate

(v.) A combination of two words: define (to assign meaning to a word) and defecate (to take a crap). To assign an arbitrary meaning to a word spontaneously; to fabricate a definition on the spot. In other words: to pull a definition out of your ass. Related: defination (n.)

In a melodious harmony, the word "definate" was, in itself, definated to become a defination.

Users at urbandictionary.com definate and submit words everyday for the benefit of the general population.

Definate by the_Langolier December 14, 2008

DEFINATE

Same as Definite. Unfortunately, this is how British twits pronounce it.

I definately want to go to London for Notting Hill carnival

DEFINATE by Rapchandus January 25, 2015

Definate

Proper way of spelling definite.

"This booty is bootylicious. For definate."

Definate by Jimbojangle August 14, 2009

definate spam 

Tahleah

I keep getting calls from definate spam ,
I keep getting calls from tahleah

definate spam by 69kinkz January 4, 2023

Definite Maybe 

The time honored 'Definite Maybe' is used when RSVP'ing to parties and events. It has all the confidence and decision of 'Definite' coupled with the flakiness and ability to back out of a 'Maybe'. RSVPs: Going, Not Going, Definite Maybe.

Your friends know you'll show up to the shindig, you just want them to beg you to come so you feel wanted. You were planning on going the whole time, but that's not how you operate. No, not you. The surprise party started at 8pm, but you know better and show up at 10pm and surprise THEM with your presence. Now that's thinking ahead.

You're the life of the party... whether you're there or you're not. You're a Definite Maybe.

Rhett is a Definite Maybe for the party tonight. I definitely know he'll maybe be here. Classic Rhett.

Dude, don't make me beg. I know you want to go to the party, stop being such a Definite Maybe.

He didn't even show up for his own surprise party. A Definite Maybe through and through. What a legend.

Definite Maybe by Robthegreat December 31, 2013

definately 

Idiot-speak for "definitely". One of the most common moronic misspellings found on the internet.

The new Backstreet Boys CD is, like, definately the best thing ever.

definately by monsieurjohn June 24, 2003